Harris Wittels Quotes

#1. Die human, DIE!! Die nasty polluting person!!!!' yelled Grover. I turned him so he faced me. He kept on clicking his plastic gun towards me as if I was part of the game.

Rick Riordan

#2. I hate smoking sections. Unless we're talking about the movie 'The Mask' with Jim Carrey. Then the smoking section is my favorite part.

Harris Wittels

#3. What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack a mole accident-and I'm down to clown.

Harris Wittels

#4. I wanna open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant and call it Tapas the Morning to Ja.

Harris Wittels

#5. I think all Internet comments should be disengaged. But I kind of live and die by it. It's completely irresistible. It's not like comedy. When I do a podcast or write an episode of TV, I have no feedback for that. That's the only way you know what you're doing is good or bad.

Harris Wittels

#6. I'm very reactive, I think. I'm down to throw down with people. Online, of course. Not in person.

Harris Wittels

#7. My body is for my tennis - it's for my sport. I'm not a model at all. I don't work out to go to the beach: I work out to play well and to do well on the court.

Stanislas Wawrinka

#8. Wheat Thins? Call me when they're Wheat THICKS! Gimme that wheat!

Harris Wittels

#9. Ack! I said.
Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.

Jim Butcher

#10. As you meditate, over time your consciousness becomes awake within itself. The silent witness within saturates and illuminates the mind so that it does not look to the past or the future for fulfillment. It experiences peace and freedom within itself in every moment.

Deepak Chopra

#11. The church of my choice is the free, open world.

Philip K. Dick

#12. Idea 721. Lies always have a purpose; but a truth has no such compulsion! The very purpose of lies is that they have to be told somewhere. Otherwise there arises no necessity to create them. The truth exists as it is; only some confess and others do not.

Thiruman Archunan

#13. Attributing to another author, Writing a novel is like setting a goal and walking there in your sleep.

Karl Ove Knausgard

#14. I'm not getting married until gay people can get married. Because I'm gay.

Harris Wittels

#15. Death is beautiful, part of life... No, it is sad. It's sad when anyone dies. Even though every single human dies. So it's really not that sad.

Harris Wittels

#16. Realistic thinking is based on what others think is possible-but they are not you and have no way of knowing your potential and purposes

Grant Cardone

#17. All the hardship, in the end, was worth it.

Pittacus Lore

#18. If you write a book about a bygone period that lies east of the Mississippi River, then it's a historical novel. If it's west of the Mississippi, it's a western, a different category. There's no sense to it.

Louis L'Amour