Best Harris Wittels Quotes

#1. Solving problems is better than forgetting them otherwise you will be reminded of them at a bad time.

Auliq Ice

#2. With respect to the environment in our state and our state's future - in addition to water which is very important here - I think it is crucial for him to make a sincere commitment to energy efficiency, fuel efficiency, by helping us to produce those cars of the future.

Jennifer Granholm

#3. My process seems to be unusual in the sense that I don't create worlds before characters. With me, character is king.

Ann Aguirre

#4. I hate smoking sections. Unless we're talking about the movie 'The Mask' with Jim Carrey. Then the smoking section is my favorite part.

Harris Wittels

#5. Inspiration is just one requirement for being a writer. Another is keeping regular working hours.

Zelda Popkin

#6. What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack a mole accident-and I'm down to clown.

Harris Wittels

#7. Avenge, O Lord, thy slaughtered saints, whose bones Lie scattered on the Alpine mountains cold; Ev'n them who kept thy truth so pure of old When all our fathers worshipped stocks and stones Forget not.

John Milton

#8. I wanna open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant and call it Tapas the Morning to Ja.

Harris Wittels

#9. I think all Internet comments should be disengaged. But I kind of live and die by it. It's completely irresistible. It's not like comedy. When I do a podcast or write an episode of TV, I have no feedback for that. That's the only way you know what you're doing is good or bad.

Harris Wittels

#10. I'm very reactive, I think. I'm down to throw down with people. Online, of course. Not in person.

Harris Wittels

#11. There are perhaps many causes worth dying for, but to me, certainly, there are none worth killing for.

Albert Dietrich

#12. What will survive of us is love.

Philip Larkin

#13. A plaque and platinum status is whack if I'm not the baddest.

Eminem

#14. Wheat Thins? Call me when they're Wheat THICKS! Gimme that wheat!

Harris Wittels

#15. The Pride of every Jew finds cause to believe that the cause of their down fall is not their detestable politics, or ignorance of social graces, but the raft of God. They believe it took a miracle to undo them.

Voltaire

#16. The World is Bright & Beautiful

Atul Tiwari

#17. I wonder how many eggs are in the golden goose?

Todd Rundgren

#18. I'm not getting married until gay people can get married. Because I'm gay.

Harris Wittels

#19. Death is beautiful, part of life... No, it is sad. It's sad when anyone dies. Even though every single human dies. So it's really not that sad.

Harris Wittels

#20. We are only prepared to receive and comprehend the grace of God when we have understood His infinite holiness and our incredible sinfulness.

James MacDonald

#21. When we have blamed the wind we can blame love ...

William Butler Yeats

#22. I can't just listen to music walking down the street unless I have a reason to. I can't just listen to music as a piece of junk in the background. It drives me insane.

Mika.

#23. What happens in Bermondsey on February 24th will be a pointer to the rest of the country as far as Labour's prospects are concerned.

Peter Tatchell