Harpoon Gun Quotes

#1. Never approach a crying woman entering a sports bar carrying a harpoon gun.

George Carlin

#2. You know what really keeps your staff on their toes? A harpoon gun.

Daniel Tosh

#3. A gun is not a weapon! It's a tool, like a butcher's knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator.

Homer

#4. The most transformative and gentle humility and pride. But they transform in opposite ways.

Radhanath Swami

#5. While it is necessary to eat and therefore it is pleasantest to eat food that looks handsome and tastes good, on the other hand there are things I would far rather do than spend time in a kitchen.

Jo Coudert

#6. THIS IS A COMPLIMENT?
You're incrediburgable
she said
which is to say
You're a little like incredible
but a lot more like a
hamburger.

Chocolate Waters

#7. You know, one thing I've learned over 40 years is that when you have jobs in Washington, you do it day by day and that's what I'm doing as secretary of defense.

Leon Panetta

#8. No home anymore. Nowhere to return. My house is a ruin, a cemetery. You may yearn for the grave, but just try living there.

Anna Kamienska

#9. Jaysus, you must be the most nosey little shite I have ever come across in my bleeding life.

Eden Butler

#10. What is our innocence, What is our guilt? All are naked, none is safe.

Marianne Moore

#11. The souls that fear the Lord shall be spirited.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#12. The only way to be true to our American tradition is to maintain absolute governmental neutrality regarding religious beliefs and practices.

Bill Bradley