Happy Schooling Quotes

#1. No man wants to sleep with a woman. He wants to fuck her. And nobody forces me to do shit.

Karen Marie Moning

#2. All writers believe in the magic of books; Jim Hines has created a system where that magic becomes real, usable, and very definitely not always safe.

Tanya Huff

#3. It has been my experience that law enforcement reports are littered with fabrications, inaccuracies, omissions, fraud, fantasies and willful blindness.

Steven Magee

#4. It totally ruins my voice. I quit smoking, drinking, and doing ecstasy.

Mark Hoppus

#5. When we have not the strength or the courage to grasp a new truth, we persuade ourselves that it is not a truth at all.

John Lancaster Spalding

#6. Oh, boy. I'm still in touch with about 90 percent of my exes. They would describe me as being unlucky in love.

Nathan Fillion

#7. I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'

Emo Philips

#8. When you get ready to vote, make sure you know what you are doing.

Robert Hunter

#9. Saw your nicely strung-up slab of bacon." "Don't insult bacon," said Sidheag.

Gail Carriger

#10. I like to work in costumes, makeup, and hair that allow me tremendous freedom.

Jessica Lange

#11. Love is the light that can shine so bright.

Christopher Cross