Hangover Cure Sayings

#1. What in the world is a hangover cure?

Brian Wilson

#2. Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane. (needless to say, with a non-hungover person at the controls)."

Kingsley Amis

#3. The only cure for a real hangover is death.

Robert Benchley

#4. Fear that makes faith may break faith.

Algernon Charles Swinburne

#5. By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as you save the cost of the drinks you would have otherwise drunk, it is cheaper than free.

John Green

#6. Opposites attract - and then aggravate.

Joy Browne

#7. (Scientists haven't tested this, but I've come to find that a Gatorade, a bowl of Fruity Pebbles, and an Excedrin will cure any hangover.) "Hung

Amanda Hocking

#8. The hangover: such a cure, she thinks, for overthinking.

Naomi Wood

#9. How embarrassing to be human.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

#10. People who think a tax boost will cure inflation are the same ones who believe another drink will cure a hangover.

Ronald Reagan

#11. Grease is the only cure for a hangover.

Cameron Diaz

#12. The best cure for a hangover is something one straight man can't do for another straight man.

Ben Affleck

#13. The pediatric autodoc scanned him, considered for the longest five seconds of Naomi's life, and declared the baby safely within standard error.

James S.A. Corey

#14. You'd think that Modern Science would have found a cure for the common hangover by now, but evidently Modern Science has been too busy doing things like figuring how to reconfigure DNA and creating artificial gravity. Modern Science doesn't get invited to a lot of parties.

Robert Kroese

#15. Having rebound sex to cure a heartbreak is like drinking alcohol to cure a hangover.

Khang Kijarro Nguyen

#16. Davey Jones: Do you fear... death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished?

Davy Jones