Handlebars Quotes

#1. You, my dear, are a creature of the night, you are a vampire.

Lauren Hammond

#2. To avoid being drawn into error, keep a firm grip on the truth.

Mark Twain

#3. It was a smart cane. When he grabbed the handlebars it would help him stand up. It would then steady his locomotion even on the roughest terrain, adding its six legs to his two.

Neal Stephenson

#4. Every woman wants to get married and have children.

Fannie Flagg

#5. He leans forward over the handlebars, eyes on me. I'd go to Hoosier Hill with a beautiful girl.

Jennifer Niven

#6. I like my hands. Which is lucky as I have to spend all day looking at them on the handlebars.

David Millar

#7. Through the death of Christ on the cross making atonement for sin, we get a perfect standing before God. That is justification, and it puts us, in God's sight, back in Eden before sin entered. God looks upon us and treats us as if we had never sinned.

A.C. Dixon

#8. cozy+smell of pancakes-alarm clock=weekend

Amy Krouse Rosenthal

#9. According to Life & Style, Lance Armstrong was seen canoodling with fitness model Kim Strother, and the night before, he was with Ashley Olsen. He's going from bar to bar picking up women - how does he get them home? Does he put them on the handlebars, or does he have a banana seat?

Chelsea Handler

#10. Evolutionary psychology tells us that men, especially powerful men, feel invincible and entitled to spread their seed, and that women can't resist the scent of masculine power. Women, by contrast, are said to be more altruistic and collaborative, seeking power so that they can share it with others.

Hanna Rosin

#11. I want to work in art forever.

Dasha Zhukova

#12. I liked the banana-seat bikes with the high handlebars - maybe a card in the wheel could have been part of it.

Stone Gossard

#13. I guess I'm like any other concerned father, except that nobody else's son guns a cycle over 17 pickups without holding on to the handlebars.

Evel Knievel

#14. Fear paralyses you - fear of flying, fear of the future, fear of leaving a rubbish marriage, fear of public speaking, or whatever it is.

Annie Lennox

#15. I drove a bike here. Fancy a ride on it?" "A motorcycle?" No, that wouldn't do. No trunk to carry his body in, and I wasn't about to balance it on the handlebars.

Jeaniene Frost

#16. I want to grab her collarbones as if they were handlebars.

Joe Dunthorne

#17. Tie my handlebars to the stars so I stay on track & if my intentions stray I'll wrench them away,then I'll take my leave & I won't even look back

Adam Young

#18. The leading cause of motorcycle accidents is the nut that connects the saddle to the handlebars. Human

Bill Dwyer

#19. I have a free wheeling mind with dodgy brakes. Once I start going downhill I find it hard to stop and usually end up going over the handlebars.

Gillibran Brown

#20. Don't you want to know where I'd go if I could?" Not really, I think. "Where would you go if you could go anywhere?" It comes out bitchier than I mean for it to. He leans forward over the handlebars, eyes on me. "I'd go to Hoosier Hill with a beautiful girl." A

Jennifer Niven