Handleable Quotes

#1. If there is a next life, I hope it's in the past; I don't think the future will be any more handleable.
I think it's a little harsh how the END button is red.

Ned Vizzini

#2. And I mouth into the phone, I love you, in case some of her cells pick up on the vibrations and it serves me well in the next life. If there is one. If there is a next life, I hope it's in the past; I don't think the future will be any more handleable.

Ned Vizzini

#3. You're the devil, you know that, right?"
His smile grew and became just a bit wicked. "You know it, sweetheart.

Samantha Chase

#4. UBIQUITY, n. The gift or power of being in all places at one time, but not in all places at all times, which is omnipresence, an attribute of God and the luminiferous ether only.

Ambrose Bierce

#5. If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.

Pamela Anderson

#6. I believe that the power to declare war is most important in limiting the powers of the national government in regard to the rights of its citizens, but that it does not require Congress to give its approval before the president uses force abroad.

John Yoo

#7. God has planned everything for a specific time

Sunday Adelaja

#8. The river runs every shade of blue that has ever been known to humankind: ink and turquoise and lapis, indigo, teal, cerulean, and ultramarine.

Alice Hoffman

#9. Give your dog something to do before you share food, water, toys or affection. This way the dog earns his treat. For example, have him or her perform the "sit" or "down" command.

Cesar Millan

#10. With any spiritual teaching, we are working with rounded-off truths, because we cannot work directly with the whole truth - it's too big.

Shepherd Hoodwin

#11. Word of mouth travels faster than anything else.

Cam Newton

#12. I ran the leather tongue of the riding crop along Livvie's outstretched arm. I watched as she shivered.

C.J. Roberts

#13. I think you are too concerned with the crust of life and not the gooey chocolate center...

Douglas Berger

#14. Exactly. You might not be the sharpest apple in the barrel, but you do have your wicks lit when it matters.

Katie MacAlister