Ham Sandwich Quotes

#1. Normally a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich if a prosecutor asks it to.

Chuck Robb

#2. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich.

Mark Forsyth

#3. Clearly a black man's life is not worth a ham sandwich,

Michael Steele

#4. If you had a daily printout from the brain of an average twenty-four-year-old male, it would probably go like this: sex, need coffee, sex, traffic, sex, sex, what an asshole, sex, ham sandwich, sex, sex, etc

Kate White

#5. We are being fired upon."

"By what?"

"A ham sandwich.

Sabrina Zbasnik

#6. And then I had my greatest stroke of genius since that ham sandwich with pickles that time.

Elizabeth Bear

#7. And yes. I'd totally just compared the only guy I'd ever felt this way about to a ham sandwich.

Jenna Evans Welch

#8. A grand jury would 'indict a ham sandwich,' if that's what you wanted.

Sol Wachtler

#9. Here Sidney sat, with the ham sandwich and flask of tea that Mrs Maguire had prepared, and let thoughts come to him. It was a form of prayer, he decided. It was not asking or talking but waiting and listening. The

James Runcie

#10. God turns clouds inside out to make fluffy beds for the dogs in Dog Heaven, and when they are tired from running and barking and eating ham-sandwich biscuits, the dogs find a cloud bed for sleeping. God watches over each one of them. And there are no bad dreams.

Cynthia Rylant

#11. Adults had the notion that juveniles needed to suffer. Only when they had suffered enough to wipe out most of their naturally joyous spirits and innocence were they staid enough to be considered mature. An adult was essentially a broken-down child.

Piers Anthony

#12. Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich ... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same.

Andy Roddick

#13. He was such a good man that people hated to see him coming.

Mark Twain

#14. Charity ... is kind, it is not easily provok'd, it thinks no evil, it believes all things, hopes all things.

Cotton Mather

#15. I always find that when I do something that I like, from my heart, then it works.

Harvey Weinstein

#16. I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches.

Seanan McGuire

#17. It is upsetting that many people don't seem to observe what's happening to the environment, what's happening in terms of global warming, the loss of habitats and wild things.

Joanne Woodward

#18. My definition of success is to live your life in a way that causes you to feel a ton of pleasure and very little pain - and because of your lifestyle, have the people around you feel a lot more pleasure than they do pain.

Tony Robbins

#19. I watched my friend Eleanor give birth," she said. "Once you've seen a child born, you realize a baby's not much more than a reconstituted ham and cheese sandwich. Just a little anagram of you and what you've been eating for nine months.

Lorrie Moore

#20. I get pressure from my audience and my agents to be a 'good girl,' and I'm in the public eye, so if I mess up, it's going to be all over the place.

Melissa Joan Hart

#21. I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich.

Dara O Briain