Top 20 Gym Teacher Quotes
#1. I lived in a town of 400 until I was like nine or ten. My dad coached all the sports - he was a gym teacher and health teacher for grades K-12.
January Jones
#2. Mia: I can't do this, I'm a girl. Gym Teacher Harbula: What am I? A duck?
Anne Hathaway
#3. My first memory in the world is my gym teacher ripping my mother's necklace off her neck and throwing it out the window and her running downstairs to go after it. I have no memory before that. I was 4. My father had a lot of girlfriends and my mother had a lot of boyfriends.
Mike Nichols
#4. My mom is a gym teacher, and shes not musically inclined, but she always wanted to help me out with music as best she could.
Annaleigh Ashford
#5. Crosses?"
"Definitely"
"Why?"
"Because they're evil, soulless, bloodsucking fiends?"
"So was my sixth-grade gym teacher, but he wasn't afraid of a cross.
Rachel Caine
#6. Heavy Metal is the most conservative of all loud music. Let's face it, not even a gym teacher could get as many people to dress alike.
Jello Biafra
#7. As a kid, I had the worst mile time ever. Our gym teacher made us run the mile a few times a year for something called the Presidential Fitness Test. I'd huff and puff and wonder why the hell President Bush cared how fast I could run laps around the playground. I always came in dead last.
Miranda Kenneally
#8. I had a classic gym teacher in junior high who wore a weightlifter's belt all the time.
Danny McBride
#9. The trouble with setting goals is that you're constantly working toward what you used to want.
Sarah Manguso
#11. Life is fleeting;
your joys make it seem even shorter,
but your sorrows make it seem too long.
Matshona Dhliwayo
#12. Wrestling is one of the last truly rebellious American things left.
Billy Corgan
#13. The useful may be trusted to further itself, for many produce it and no one can do without it; but the beautiful must be specially encouraged, for few can present it, while yet all have need of it.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
#14. Oh, I think, watching Magic, him being one of my ... I'm one of his biggest fans, and just trying to emulate what he did, going out on the playground, and also playing with older guys.
Jason Kidd
#15. How much is a chocolate boyfriend - can I have one?
Christopher
#16. Why not end up with her? floats into my line of vision. An answer: she has a better body than most other girls I know. Another one: everyone is interchangeable anyway.
Bret Easton Ellis
#17. There was no world, no land, no god or heaven or earth outside of their two bodies naked and trembling in the act of love.
Roman Payne
#18. None of us grew up feeling like winners. So thank you to the bullies, to the popular kids, to the gym teachers who taunted us, who rejected us and who made fun of the way we ran. Without you we never would have gone into comedy.
Steven Levitan
#20. You think when gym teachers were younger, they're thinking, "You know, I want to teach ... but I don't want to read. How about kickball for 40 years?"
Jim Gaffigan
