Christopher Quotes

#1. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.

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#2. It gets on my nerves when women take too much time on makeup. You would think after a lifetime they would have the process down to less than 45 minutes!

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#3. How much is a chocolate boyfriend - can I have one?

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#4. Well, keep your mother off the streets and I won't f**k her!

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#5. We all have powers within us that we don't know exist until we're tested. There are no limitations to what you can do if you have the determination.

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#6. It's pretty irrefutable that you can help yourself. I just don't believe in ultimatums.

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#7. Glorious the northern lights astream; Glorious the song, when God's the theme; Glorious the thunder's roar: Glorious hosanna from the den; Glorious the catholic amen; Glorious the martyr's gore.

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#8. If you are in here tonight and you have never contemplated suicide ... you've never truly been in love. If you're in here tonight and you have never contemplated murder ... you've never been divorced.

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#9. I refuse to allow a disability to determine how I live my life. I don't mean to be reckless, but setting a goal that seems a bit daunting actually is very helpful toward recovery.

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#10. Father banged the table with his fist really hard so that the plates and his knife and fork jumped around and my ham jumped sideways so that it touched the broccoli so I couldn't eat the ham or the broccoli any more.

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#11. Living in fear is not living at all.

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#12. I truly feel that if you understand yourself and set goals without the regulations and limitations others put on you, then nothing is impossible.

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