Gristedes Quotes

#1. My life would be better without Gristedes.

John Catsimatidis

#2. THERE WAS NOWHERE ON EARTH more desolate than a Gristedes on New Year's Eve.

Garth Risk Hallberg

#3. It is still a fact that our common frontier grows stronger every year, defended only by friendship.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

#4. If someone asked me to pick out my own vagina's mug shot out of a lineup of vaginas, I'd be helpless. And probably concerned about what exactly my vagina had been doing that constituted a need for its own mug shot.

Jenny Lawson

#5. A crisis creates the opportunity to dip deep into the reservoirs of our very being, to rise to levels of confidence, strength, and resolve that otherwise we didn't think we possessed.

Jon M. Huntsman Sr.

#6. Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

Steven Wright

#7. I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.

Demetri Martin

#8. Mybike handling qualities include on-a-rail tracking, almost as if the headset were too tight, and a high-strung, joyous agility. Frame geometry and construction integrity combine with the rider's caffeine consumption level to produce serendipitously disparate handling characteristics.

Maynard Hershon

#9. Sometimes your whole system just shuts down and you wake up in the morning and everything's black and no matter how much people speak to you and try to talk you out of it and tell you everything's okay, it doesn't work.

Melina Marchetta