Great Norm Macdonald Quotes

#1. Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.

Norm MacDonald

#2. I tried
I swear I tried. But you didn't want to hear what I was saying, and I used that as an excuse to let it go on.

John Green

#3. I'm living so far beyond my means that we may almost be said to be living apart.

Saki

#4. Everything is generated through your own will power.

Ray Bradbury

#5. Yeah, I went to school three hundred and a half years ago y'know.

Nandanie Phalgoo

#6. For whom, it suddenly occured to him to wonder, was he writing this diary? For the future, for the unborn.

George Orwell

#7. Perhaps only silence and love do justice to a great work of art

Dominique De Menil

#8. My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.

Norm MacDonald

#9. "Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

Ilana Glazer

#10. This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.

Norm MacDonald

#11. I was a raw, quiet child, and God was already a bore to me.

Colum McCann

#12. I've decided to hire a 'food taster', not because I think anyone is trying to kill me, but because I want to make sure it's not to salty.

Dov Davidoff

#13. I don't have any ego about it, but I find there's not a great work ethic in show business. A lot of people are in it to make money, and coming from stand-up, you have to work so hard because almost nothing works, and if you lose the audience for three minutes, you're dead.

Norm MacDonald

#14. For love, we live
For love, we die
For love, we dream and get ready to be lied

Yarro Rai

#15. I have never favored a Social Security retirement age of 70 nor do I favor one of 68.

Howard Dean

#16. I sort of have open invitations from a lot of people to do TV. But it's very hard for me to do roles in sitcoms and movies because I'm not a great actor, so if the material isn't good, I'm in torment while I do it.

Norm MacDonald

#17. A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.

Norm MacDonald

#18. I will rejoice in the Lord, and glory in the God of my salvation.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon