Great Norm Macdonald Quotes

#1. This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.

Norm MacDonald

#2. I will rejoice in the Lord, and glory in the God of my salvation.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#3. A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.

Norm MacDonald

#4. I sort of have open invitations from a lot of people to do TV. But it's very hard for me to do roles in sitcoms and movies because I'm not a great actor, so if the material isn't good, I'm in torment while I do it.

Norm MacDonald

#5. I have never favored a Social Security retirement age of 70 nor do I favor one of 68.

Howard Dean

#6. For love, we live
For love, we die
For love, we dream and get ready to be lied

Yarro Rai

#7. I don't have any ego about it, but I find there's not a great work ethic in show business. A lot of people are in it to make money, and coming from stand-up, you have to work so hard because almost nothing works, and if you lose the audience for three minutes, you're dead.

Norm MacDonald

#8. I've decided to hire a 'food taster', not because I think anyone is trying to kill me, but because I want to make sure it's not to salty.

Dov Davidoff

#9. I was a raw, quiet child, and God was already a bore to me.

Colum McCann

#10. Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.

Norm MacDonald

#11. "Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

Ilana Glazer

#12. My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.

Norm MacDonald

#13. Perhaps only silence and love do justice to a great work of art

Dominique De Menil

#14. For whom, it suddenly occured to him to wonder, was he writing this diary? For the future, for the unborn.

George Orwell

#15. Yeah, I went to school three hundred and a half years ago y'know.

Nandanie Phalgoo

#16. Everything is generated through your own will power.

Ray Bradbury

#17. I'm living so far beyond my means that we may almost be said to be living apart.

Saki

#18. I tried
I swear I tried. But you didn't want to hear what I was saying, and I used that as an excuse to let it go on.

John Green