Great Blindfold Quotes

#1. A karate black belt would make a great blindfold on a kidnap victim, after you karate chop them into submission.

Jarod Kintz

#2. Keeping up with Urban Meyer is more of an Olympic event than handball.

Wright Thompson

#3. Bored with the upsetting realities of the day? Then leave yourself to the calming mysteries of the night!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#4. I've been asked for years to do a reality show. One of my criteria is that I would be given the opportunity to show a strong family unit.

Kim Fields

#5. If the Cross is God's masterpiece of His love, then the Eucharist is the centerpiece of our worship.

Gangai Victor

#6. Cabel flicks his fingers at her, spraying her with water. Grinning. "Sure. I think I'm pretty lucky. I bet blind people have great sex. I'll even wear a blindfold so it's fair." He bumps his hips lightly against hers.

Lisa McMann

#7. Politics has become infused with narcissism in America.

John Oliver

#8. I'm going to teach you about men. Distances are like men. Never grab the first one you see; it's never the best one, more will come along.

George H. Morris

#9. Bury yours feelings and forget what is important and make you happy, it is an easy way to avoid hurt, but it is the short way for unhappiness.

Marcia Weber Martins

#10. 'Wild Swans' showed me there are Chinese traditions that still affect my life. For example, it's not that women are inferior, exactly, but my dad and my brother are the most important men in my life and I would do anything for them. I feel like I should be the one cooking and looking after them.

Katie Leung

#11. My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich.

James Wolcott

#12. Nobody wants to fall into a safety net, because it means the structure in which they've been living is in a state of collapse and they have no choice but to tumble downwards. However, it beats the alternative.

Lemony Snicket

#13. The Creator has not thought proper to mark those in the forehead who are of stuff to make good generals. We are first, therefore, to seek them blindfold, and then let them learn the trade at the expense of great losses.

Thomas Jefferson

#14. Angry at being angry - there's a worm that will eat its tail and no mistake. I should have Oroborus on my family crest.

Mark Lawrence

#15. Shakespeare would never have gone far in today's politically correct world.

John Sununu

#16. Who can attain to anything great if he does not feel in himself the force and will to inflict great pain?

Friedrich Nietzsche

#17. The factories were heavily bombed, but practically the construction work had been redone very quickly.

Gianni Agnelli