Grandma Grandpa Sayings

#1. I don't want just 25-year-old girls watching my show. I want Grandma, Grandpa and Mom and Dad and the kids. I just want everyone to hear good music.

Drake Bell

#2. Grandma, Grandpa, Auntie Cam started a fire at work. And she got an erection!

Kelly Moran

#3. Dad loves his father, but he says he has always been the same. Even when his kids were young, Grandpa John was always negative. If Grandma is a glass half full, Grandpa is a totally empty glass with a desert at the bottom of it. Despite

Kaz Campbell

#4. I was placeless. I carried everything on my back, exactly what I needed to survive. I didn't know how I'd survive without this structure, silent bears and vista highs, the infinite beauty.

Aspen Matis

#5. There is a big difference between manslaughter and first-degree murder.

Laura Hall

#6. It's axiomatic that all husbands are impossible. But I also think it's axiomatic that women are slightly impossible.

Christopher Buckley

#7. I have already made up my mind, don't confuse me with facts.

Philip A. Fisher

#8. My heart is a Latin American food stall and your love is a health inspector from Zurich.

Tom Robbins

#9. Coincidence is just the conformist term for fate.

J.A. Redmerski

#10. My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa.

Molly Harper

#11. I guess you should approach the roles differently when they're actual people who have been, this is the difference. Getting the accent exact, or the hair exact is less important in a situation like this.

Mary Stuart Masterson

#12. You know how when people lose their grandma or grandpa, people they say they're sorry? They do mean it, but ... there's nothing to say. There's a void that cannot be filled.

Amaury Nolasco

#13. Last year when my grandma fell and broke her hip she couldn't paint her toenails anymore. So my grandpa started doing it for her, even after he fell and broke his hip, too. For me, that's love.

David Ebershoff

#14. Being his real brother I could feel I live in his shadows, but I never have and I do not now. I live in his glow.

Michael Morpurgo

#15. The term "global audience" is misleading and meaningless, but I'm proud to say that I do indeed have a global audience. At least while my grandma's vacationing in Ireland, my grandpa's in Germany, and my parents are visiting Australia.

Jarod Kintz

#16. I heard some famous people had an anniversary, five long years together, it was Hollywood history. Now my grandma and grandpa never made no printed page, but they took the love of 57 years right to the grave.

Clay Walker

#17. Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated.

Paulette Alden

#18. We need to go back to the way it was 30 years ago, when everybody had Grandma and Grandpa, and we were willing to pass moral judgments about right and wrong.

Steven Tyler

#19. My grandma did opera singing for the better part of her life; she used to sing all over the place. My grandpa was a sax player, and he used to travel all over the place, too.

Mac DeMarco

#20. Let's just say I haven't been keeping up the Gary Barlow persona; I've let loose.

Liam Payne

#21. Vision, the hallmark of leadership, is less a derivative of spreadsheets and more a product of the mind called imagination.

Abraham Zaleznik

#22. I don't want the whole of my writing or my intellectual energy given over to race because I have diverse interests.

Roxane Gay

#23. If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

Anthony

#24. Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren? Are you kidding? By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots on the golf course. At night he and Grandma are too busy doing the cha-cha.

Hal Boyle

#25. But in the east the sky was pale and through the gray woods came lanterns with wagons and horses, bringing Grandpa and Grandma and aunts and uncles and cousins.

Laura Ingalls Wilder

#26. I like photography and I write; I also write music. One day I would like to direct [films] as well .

Zoe Kravitz

#27. My thinking pattern always starts with specifics and works toward generalization in an associational and nonsequential way.

Temple Grandin

#28. My grandpa and grandma aren't like me. They're more like sheets drying outside on a breezy day
they change directions without any fuss. But me, if I was a sheet and the wind blew me, I'd never stop flapping.

Blue Balliett