Grandfathered Quotes

#1. My grandmother got approved right before the law changed, so naturally she got grandfathered in. In related news, but completely unrelated, I was adopted.

Jarod Kintz

#2. Business in Russia was not being done like in the West, with contracts. In Russia, hundreds of millions of dollars were going forward and backward by word of mouth.

David Reuben

#3. The first time I heard Bird play, it hit me right between the eyes.

John Coltrane

#4. Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with.

Tim Conway

#5. Everyone tells us to be one in a million ... What they don't tell us is that being one in a million also means being one against a million.

Saahil Prem

#6. I believe that there are no innate, intrinsic differences among a human being , a baboon or a grain of sand.

Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

#7. There is a lure in power. It can get into a man's blood just as gambling and lust for money have been known to do.

Harry Truman

#8. Things that Shane doesn't want on his grave:
(1.) I thought it wasn't loaded.
(2.) Hand me a match so I can check the gas tank.
(3.) Killed over Ice Cream

Rachel Caine