Goony Goon Quotes

#1. My family is still very Southern Baptist, and they're religious.

Missi Pyle

#2. Boredom is a mask frustration wears.

Neal Stephenson

#3. Don't be offended by your lack of purity. Purity is a seed that will grow and develop.

Frederick Lenz

#4. Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.

John Green

#5. Be true to yourself. Don't take no for an answer. And start your Transcendental Meditation.

David Lynch

#6. I could run, but I was throwing 93 mph coming out of high school.

Shemar Moore

#7. The typical family of four with employer-based health insurance is not the same as the typical family of four. It's better-off.

Timothy Noah

#8. I will never betray my Goon Dock friends, We will stick together until the whole world ends, Through heaven and hell and nuclear war, Good pals like us will stick like tar, In the city, or the country, or the forest, or the boonies I am proudly declared a fellow Goony. - The Goony Oath

James Kahn

#9. ... consider New Age logic, which suggests that the poor have chosen to be poor, have chosen their suffering. Such thinking removes from all of us who are privileged the burden of accountability.

Bell Hooks