Top 8 Google Wedding Sayings
#1. Men can be such provoking creatures. One would think the entire world and everything in it were made only for their enjoyment and approval.
Patricia C. Wrede
#2. They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to, because the cheese kept floating off in space.
Stephen Colbert
#3. By the power vested in me thanks to Google, I know pronounce you husband and wife! You may kiss the bride!
J.R. Ward
#5. Glenda enjoyed her job. She didn't have a career; they were for people who could not hold down jobs.
Terry Pratchett
#6. I once went to a wedding and old people started to poke me and say that i'm next, so I started to do the same to them at funarals
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#7. Hesternal, I remembered, meant, "pertaining to yesterday." I was nodding over the rest of the phrase
Alan Bradley
#8. The one Jack had picked up was clearly of the flower/nature variety if he was vomiting foliage.
Missouri Dalton
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