Goof Off Day Quotes

#1. Wake up, get up ... Shut up. Listen up ... Throw up ... Mix up, Goof up ... Hurry up ... "
"How's your day?"
"Looking up.

Bill Watterson

#2. I didn't want to go to my room. I wanted to go see Gary and bitch and moan and braid his mane and have him tell me that Justin was a giant cockfucker and I was so much prettier than him.

T.J. Klune

#3. Adam stopped by one of the beasts near the front; its shoulder was taller than him, its great skull even higher, and above it all spread a set of antlers that seemed massive in comparison even to the giant skeleton. It was beautiful.

Maggie Stiefvater

#4. Life isn't about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate.

Darynda Jones

#5. Anyone who believes cannot experience miracles. By day one does not see any stars. Anyone who does miracles says: I cannot let goof the earth.

Franz Kafka

#6. Morality is good when we use it to live our lives but not to hurt anyone.

Debasish Mridha

#7. As a teenager, I was really trying to have fun 24 hours a day. I didn't start thinking until I was 20 or 21. I was doing regular goof-ball stuff.

David Lynch

#8. A shy smile, strong arms, clever fingers, and two sure swords. What more could any woman want?

George R R Martin