Golf Driving Range Quotes

#1. Mom always got me to school and the driving range while Dad was working. She also kept me quiet and humble. Both of them taught me to let my golf do the talking.

Rickie Fowler

#2. I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing.

Bruce Lansky

#3. What in the name of Voldy's pasty-white rear end was that?

G. Norman Lippert

#4. I adore Chicago. It is the pulse of America.

Sarah Bernhardt

#5. The Golf Hall of Fame is full of players with unusual looking swings. Some of the prettiest swings you've ever seen in your life are made on the far end of the public driving range by guys who couldn't break an egg with a baseball bat.

Peter Jacobsen

#6. never makes me talk to him. I don't know

John Green

#7. You look out on the driving range and it looks like snow, but it isn't, it's covered in golf balls.

John Scott

#8. The statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is being attacked, and every man will be glad of these conscience-soothing falsities

Mark Twain

#9. My grandpa would take me to the driving range and, I don't know, it didn't take me long to realize I'm a little different with golf. I have an eye for seeing things differently. Somehow I just see shots in my head.

Rickie Fowler

#10. One of the best things about sex with a Banshee, however, is that she will make her needs known freely.

Francesca Lia Block

#11. My parents both played golf and introduced me to golf when I was 5 years old. They took me to the driving range and I played around at the range and immediately developed an interest in it.

Yani Tseng

#12. love the life you live.
live the life you love.

Bob Marley

#13. When I perform on stage I become those male bullies, those dominators from my childhood. That's probably why it's so scary, because they scared me.

Grace Jones

#14. A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.

Henry Beard

#15. It's very complicated because I cannot wear the same thing too often.

Julie London

#16. I open the driving range and I close it. I thought you ought to know that I work hard. I like practising. I enjoy it. If I did not enjoy it I would not do it. What is the point of going back to the hotel, having a drink and talking a load of bull?

Vijay Singh

#17. I watch golf on television, although I don't golf - except for visits to the driving range in spurts.

Elinor Lipman