God Mama Quotes

#1. O God, Mama, I've made such a mull of it! What am I to do?

Georgette Heyer

#2. That mama-bear, elegant-and-modest-on-the-outside, hot-as-allfuck-on-the-inside thing was ringing his doorbell. And God help him, he knew it was beyond inappropriate to be making up fuck fantasies about this woman right then but he couldn't help it.

Lauren Dane

#3. . "Don't be a stranger. And pray about that petition you filed."
"Mama," Paul groaned. That was the Christian way of saying "I know you're wrong but you won't take my word for it, so God will have to explain it to you.

Mary Jane Hathaway

#4. Thank God. Another fuckin' dick in the house. Gettin' tired of all those fuckin' Barbies," he told me, a huge grin on his face. "We got a boy, Mama.

Nicole Jacquelyn

#5. Way my mama used to tell me, a girl what lusts after a man falls prey to the forces of darkness. The rougarou ain't just a wolfman but a punishment sent by God to ravage a girl in the night, and if she survives she becomes one herself.

Samuel Snoek-Brown

#6. Some day,' said Smee, 'the clock will run down, and then he'll get you.'
Hook wetted his dry lips, 'Aye,' he said, 'that's the fear that haunts me.

J.M. Barrie

#7. Girl, I'd warn you that God Almighty's goin' to strike you dead, exceptin' I been warnin' your mama that for years, and he in his infinite mercy has so far seen fit to withhold his lightnin'.

Tom Robbins

#8. Motherfucker, you haven't got the fucking balls God gave a goddamned church mouse. You crawled out of your mama's tattered old pussy, grabbed hold of her milk stained titties, and you ain't never looked back, motherfucker.

David Sedaris

#9. Luka had a kind smile and the most beautiful dark-brown eyes. But it was Luka's upper left Iris smudged with a small splash of blue that made our mothers think we were destined to be. Mama said God placed a piece of my eye within his so we would always know we shared one soul.

Tillie Cole

#10. If moral values amount to nothing but subjective phenomena of the human mind without independent meaning and existence - a position held by a variety of naturalist, positivist, and pragmatist philosophers - one never can be found lacking in light of an objective standard of moral values.

Reinhard Hutter

#11. May God's grace awaken the heart of writing in my husband, Jeremiah Nii Mama Akita.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#12. When I watched American Idol, I always thought Simon was the most realistic. Simon's like, It was absolutely horrid. That's what they tell in the music industry.

Toni Braxton

#13. When I get tired, and I don't think I have another ounce of energy left, I just cling to God's hem.
~Mama Sato

Kiyo Sato

#14. Mama says change is God's way of showing us a tender miracle, kinda like the chocolate inside a Tootsie Pop.

Suzanne Crowley

#15. Its as if God cruised through one of those Chinese fast-food buffets and bought Abe the full meal dealso he can pass for Mama's beloved son. When it came to my turn, all that was left was one of those soggy egg rollsthat doesn't qualify as real Chinese food.

Justina Chen

#16. We start our lives with blues ... with music. It's our first language. It's the rhythm of the womb. It's your mama's heartbeat inside your head.

David Mutti Clark

#17. Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

#18. If God had meant for us to focus on our past...HE would have put eyes in the back of our heads!

Mama Char

#19. Nothing is easier for passion than to overcome reason, but the greatest triumph is to conquer a man's own interests.

Jean De La Bruyere

#20. My name is Bernard Jeffrey McCullough, but people know me as Bernie Mac. My mama, God rest her soul - she used to call me Beanie. Used to say, 'Don't you worry about Beanie. Beanie gonna be just fine. Beanie gonna surprise everyone.'

Bernie Mac

#21. Dream pleasantly;the dreams we held onto, became a reality.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#22. Them that's got shall get, Them that's not shall lose. So the Bible says, And it still is news. Mama may have, Papa may have, But God bless the child that's got his own.

Billie Holiday

#23. Nobody controls me but my mama and God.

Randy Moss

#24. My kids don't need to see a supermama. They need to see a mama who needs a Super God.

Sarah Mae

#25. Is this better or worse than being married and living in the suburbs? Better or worse? Who can tell?

Candace Bushnell

#26. Film is fragmented and gets into lots of other people's hands. There are a lot of pleasures that theatre gives me. You get to perform uninterrupted.

Willem Dafoe

#27. The terrorist seeks to smash the most fundamental liberty of all: the right to lead our everyday lives on the basic assumption of safety.

Charles Kennedy

#28. My long, wavy brown hair cascaded down my back. Thank God for my Puerto Rican daddy and his thick head of hair. My mama's hair won't grow past her ears. "If you don't stop checking yourself out, I'm gonna superglue your damn eyes shut.

Kris Bell

#29. Your mama-akra sent that to you, akri, to hurt the heathen-god. Now it's Dimonique time. The Simi can't be bothered we no Greek god messing with the one who pays the plastic bills. Can the Simi have that black metal card she loves so much? (Simi)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#30. God damn, you were so beautiful, Mama.

Markus Zusak

#31. I'm a human being I'm not a piece of property. I am not a consignment of goods.

Curt Flood

#32. My mama told me in college, 'I love you, and you're God's child, but natural beauty will only take you so far.'

Robin Roberts

#33. Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.

George Burns