Goalie Quotes

#1. I'm not on this earth to be a goalie. I'm not here to stop somebody from accomplishing their goals. If you're not hurting anybody, I'm here to either assist or get out of the way

Kyle Kinane

#2. You don't shower or shave for a month, until you smell like a sewer. Then you walk around for two weeks wearing a dress and a goalie mask with a dildo strapped to the front. That's what I did. And I will never be afraid of public humiliation again.

Neil Strauss

#3. I'm not a pretty goalie and I don't ever want to be called one, to tell you the truth.

Ed Belfour

#4. I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.

Brett Hull

#5. OK, they fire the puck from the blue line. Chief usually yelling 'block the shot' at the defensemen. They doesn't have the goalie gear, but they have to block the shot. So who is more crazy, me or the defensemen? Who is more weird?

Ilya Bryzgalov

#6. As a goalie, you must stay positive. And if you do make a mistake, well, those things happen when you play my position.

Henrik Lundqvist

#7. Leon, no offense, but you don't exactly look like a hockey player."
"I told 'em I was a goalie. That's where they put the guy who can't skate, right? Just like in baseball when they put the worst player at catcher.

Steve Hamilton

#8. Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

Steven Wright

#9. I started playing soccer at age 6 and played both outfield and goalie. Back then, no one wanted to go on goalie - coaches would make deals with me so I'd do it. It's a tough position as a kid.

Tim Howard

#10. My first idol was a Swedish goalie, Peter Lindmark.

Henrik Lundqvist

#11. You get to the rink, stretch for 10-15 minutes, go on the ice 20 minutes before practice starts and do goalie drills, practice for an hour, then stay on the ice for about 10-15 minutes to do extra shooting.

Henrik Lundqvist

#12. The goalie is like the guy on the minefield. He discovers the mines and destroys them. If you make a mistake, somebody gets blown up.

Arturs Irbe

#13. I'm not trying to overthink things. I'm trying to be less careful. But you have to be your heart's own goalie.

Becky Albertalli

#14. I always want to push myself as far as possible; I always want to be up there and recognised as a good goalie and have people appreciate what you do.

Henrik Lundqvist

#15. Most fans go wild when they see a goalie make what looks like a great save, but the chances are what they are seeing is a save that was made from being out of position.

Mike Richter

#16. Only a goalie can appreciate what a goalie goes through.

Jacques Plante

#17. I didn't feel like waiting another month to tell you...
You're not the best goalie I know anymore, but your still my favorite.

Victoria Denault

#18. My grandfather has been very depressed lately. He just doesn't know what to do. He says it's late in the game, and he's afraid that life has him beaten."
"Tell him to take out the goalie.

Charles M. Schulz

#19. She smoked like wet underwear on fire, swore like a slow hockey goalie, caroused like a cheerleader on spring break in Cancun, and experienced the people she chose to experience fully, men or women.

Dennis Vickers

#20. It is pretty tough for a goalie when you look at it. You're always the last line of defense. If you let a goal in, you can't go to the bench and hide between the guys or anything

Kirk McLean

#21. You don't feel sorry for yourself, you get on with life.
(after not being picked starting goalie)

Jens Lehmann

#22. I don't doubt myself ever, but people that don't know me do. I've been playing for 15 years, and have the most playoffs wins in Wings history for a reason, and not because I'm a bad goalie.

Chris Osgood

#23. Each team has a net liner, a goalie, and five attackers. We have two defenders on the ice and three forwards. Our forwards are left winger, centre man and a right winger. We work as units of five. In ice hockey you go out and you go as hard as you can for 35 to 45 seconds, then we change.

Gerad Adams

#24. Over the weekend, Vladimir Putin scored eight goals during a hockey game. It happened just after he had the goalie executed.

Conan O'Brien

#25. Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score.

Jillian Dodd

#26. The first thing I would do when I saw Bobby coming down at me was to say a little prayer if I had time. I'm sure I wasn't the only goalie who did that.

Johnny Bower

#27. Doing a good impression of a backup goalie the last few weeks.

Roberto Luongo

#28. I'm not a reflex goalie. I try to make as many stops as possible with with my stomach.

Jean-Sebastien Giguere

#29. The Rats had a fine goalie, Big Ann, a lady dragon who fearlessly stretched herself to the limit anytime she blocked the ball.

J.M.K. Walkow

#30. Challenging someone is good. You need to do it. Sometimes they don't even realize you're doing it, like when you joke with a goalie, 'What's wrong today? You losing it?'

Sidney Crosby

#31. Why are you so nervous?" Tate looked up to see Lucas giving him a dirty look. "This is easier that the regular season, we go out and have fun."
"No, you get to have fun, I need t be super ninja goalie against every great forward in the league.

Toni Aleo

#32. a breakaway backhander that went top shelf over Flyer goalie Ron Hextall and showed that he had some sweet sauce in his mitts and not just C4 explosives. The

Todd Smith

#33. Your best penalty killer is your goalie.

Dave Allison

#34. In my teams, the goalie is the first attacker, and the striker the first defender.

Johan Cruijff

#35. When I look at the net I don't see a goalie.

Pavel Bure