Glass Half Full Or Empty Quotes

#1. After expressing his appreciation that his glass is half full rather than being completely empty, he will go on to express his delight in even having a glass: It could, after all, have been broken or stolen.

William B. Irvine

#2. I never quite understood the question that says, is the glass half empty or half full? What's the difference? Eventually it'll end up empty and in the trash.

Cyndi Goodgame

#3. Perception can be one-sided or variant: "Glass half empty or half full." There usually is more than one way of perceiving. Thoroughly check your inner dialogue.

T.F. Hodge

#4. It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.

Joey Comeau

#5. Cognitive therapists focus on getting patients to see the glass as half-full rather than half-empty. Being positive has become rather a fetish. A more radical tactic would be to abolish the need for evaluation and just accept the glass as it is, whether it be cracked or brimming.

Gwyneth Lewis

#6. Half full, half empty, what the hell difference does it make? If there's something in the damn glass, drink it.

Nora Roberts

#7. Doesn't matter if the glass is half-empty or half-full. All that matters is that you are the one pouring the water.

Mark Cuban

#8. The glass is neither half full or half empty but merely too large for the contents.

Chris Byrd

#9. I've always been a glass-half-full as opposed to a glass-half-empty, and the day that changes is the day I should leave.

John Key

#10. Whether the glass seems half full or half empty depends on how thirsty you are.

Marty Rubin

#11. Half full or half empty, just be thankful if your glass has anything in it at all.

D.E. Sievers

#12. Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.

Bill Cosby

#13. Whether your glass is half full or half empty there's still room for more wine.

Trish Jackson

#14. Stop asking if the glass is half full or half empty. Instead ask "What's in it? How did it get there? What can I do with it?"

David Kaufman

#15. People who argue whether the glass is half empty or half full are probably not thirsty.

Ljupka Cvetanova

#16. Age-old question: Is the glass half empty or half full? Answer: Who cares? Does it really matter whether the glass is half full or half empty? The issue is whether it quenches your thirst.

Larry Winget

#17. What, the glass is half-full instead of half-empty? Bullshit. What they don't tell you is that regardless of how full the glass is, it's filled with acid, and you'll burn your face off.

T.J. Klune

#18. One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So I drank the water. No more problem.

Alejandro Jodorowsky

#19. I never look at the glass as half empty or half full. I look to see who is pouring the water and deal with them.

Mark Cuban

#20. If we talk about the glass being half empty or half full, I want to know what does the glass look like from underneath the table?

Brad Thor

#21. To me, the glass is half-empty some days and half-full on others. Sometimes it's bone-dry. Or overflowing.

Mary Alice Monroe

#22. It's not a case of the glass being half full or half empty; more that we tipped a whole half-pint into an empty pint pot. I had to see how much was there, though, and now I know.

Nick Hornby

#23. I'm supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty," I told her.
Without a moment's hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: "It depends on if you're drinking or pouring.

Bill Cosby

#24. He wouldn't call a glass of water half full or half empty; he'd assume it was poisoned and run away.

Michael Reisman

#25. I hate how many people think "glass half-empty" when their glass is really four-fifths full. I'm grateful when I have one drop in the glass because I know exactly what to do with it.

Gary Vaynerchuk

#26. Imagine a delicious glass of summer iced tea.
Take a long cool sip. Listen to the ice crackle and clink.
Is the glass part full or part empty?
Take another sip.
And now?

Vera Nazarian

#27. You can't look at a glass half full or empty if it's overflowing.

Kanye West