Top 30 Gift Wrap Quotes

#1. It seemed to me, watching, that if you were dextrous enough to gift-wrap an independent-minded amphibian, you could just about manage a condom.

Naomi Wolf

Gift Wrap Quotes #9052
#2. How can I give you nothing? Do you seriously expect me to buy nothing, wrap up nothing, stick a gift tag on nothing, send a card saying I really hope you like your nothing and lie awake worrying that the nothing I got you was the right color nothing you always anted? Have a heart!

Hilary McKay

Gift Wrap Quotes #104290
#3. I wish I could wrap up the glitter star-green of this moment and hand it to you like an angel gift. Give you the heat lightning flying in jagged silence over the distant mountains. And the smell of September prairie grass and the even fainter scent of October pine now descending ...

Carew Papritz

Gift Wrap Quotes #247076
#4. I want to reach in my pants, pull out my virginity, wrap it up and put a bow on it. Or maybe stick it in a gift bag from Target and give it to him like a present with a nice card that says, Thank you for being you! Just a little virginity to show you may gratitude!

Tara Sivec

Gift Wrap Quotes #298938
#5. The corruption of religious leaders, who were expected to be the source of spiritual force and regeneration, is the last step in the of decay of a community.

Fazlur Rahman

Gift Wrap Quotes #318049
#6. Every year, my boys and I create new cool gift wrap paper. We hand paint the design and come up with interesting ways to wrap each gift.

Kelly Wearstler

Gift Wrap Quotes #404725
#7. To me, it's all about saying "thank you" before you open the gift box. At times, the gift wrap is so beautiful, all I want to do is admire the craftsmanship before very carefully pulling back the tape to see what's inside. I think that pretty much defines how I see people in general.

Jes Fuhrmann

Gift Wrap Quotes #422826
#8. Notwithstanding how good you are, you shall be perceived as bad by the masses when you take the extraordinary steps that lead to distinctiveness which the masses may regard as bad

Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Gift Wrap Quotes #451233
#9. Life never obeys our plans, I'm afraid.

Barbara Kloss

Gift Wrap Quotes #456573
#10. Joy is a gift given not an emotion earned.

Todd Stocker

Gift Wrap Quotes #462576
#11. Gift-wrap the framed artwork on your walls and rehang them - what's nicer than a wall of presents to look at?

Amy Sedaris

Gift Wrap Quotes #528357
#12. I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.

Steven Wright

Gift Wrap Quotes #609489
#13. Her diaper is soiled. A.J. has never changed a diaper in his life, though he is a modestly skilled gift wrapper. Back when Nic was alive, Island used to offer free gift wrap at Christmas, and he figures that diaper changing and gift-wrapping must be related proficiencies.

Gabrielle Zevin

Gift Wrap Quotes #617597
#14. I'm seventeen. Seems like I only blinked and here I am. I'm speeding like a rocket toward death. I'm spiraling toward the end of now and the start of infinity. It's a countdown. But to what? Can't gift wrap eternity.

Jackie Lea Sommers

Gift Wrap Quotes #759375
#15. I live my daydreams in music.

Albert Einstein

Gift Wrap Quotes #894667
#16. Ancient Chinese custom if you were a guest in one of their homes and you admired some particular thing, they would wrap it up and present it to you as a gift. But isn't that what life does.

Sterling W. Sill

Gift Wrap Quotes #902792
#17. Little progress is better than no progress at all. Success comes in taking many small steps. If you stumble in a small step, it rarely matters. Don't gift wrap the garbage. Let little failures go.

John C. Maxwell

Gift Wrap Quotes #985252
#18. Tone was all. Gift wrap was all. Perfect the wrap, and you could put whatever you wanted in the box. You could put firecrackers. You could put dog shit.

Lorrie Moore

Gift Wrap Quotes #1076411
#19. A little brother may live to be a hundred, but he will always be a little brother.

George R R Martin

Gift Wrap Quotes #1165780
#20. How many people have a family grave in the backyard? I'm sure I'll end up there, or I'll shrink my head and put it in a glass box in the living room. I'll get more tourists to Graceland that way.

Lisa Marie Presley

Gift Wrap Quotes #1334520
#21. The demand for good bookkeepers is at an all time high as more people make the leap into self-employment each year and need competent bookkeeping help.

Sylvia Jaumann

Gift Wrap Quotes #1398657
#22. God isn't about making good things happen to you, or bad things happen to you. He's all about you making choices
exercising the gift of free will. God wants you to have good things and a good life, but He won't gift wrap them for you. You have to choose the actions that lead you to that life.

Jim Butcher

Gift Wrap Quotes #1436459
#23. Our actions are reflections, not of who we are, but who we think we are.

Justin Young

Gift Wrap Quotes #1481897
#24. Brilliant. I'll go and get one of our other ancient goblin-made swords and you can gift wrap it.

J.K. Rowling

Gift Wrap Quotes #1584171
#25. I was never really acting. I was not taking it seriously. Acting was very much a hobby for me. It wasn't really until I was finishing college and doing it sporadically that I began to take it seriously.

Zach Galligan

Gift Wrap Quotes #1622552
#26. My season 2 'Good Wife' wrap gift was this deluxe package of Mortal Kombat. I played it for, like, two weeks straight.

Matt Czuchry

Gift Wrap Quotes #1648991
#27. But you can gift wrap a piece of shit and it's still a piece of shit.

David Finkel

Gift Wrap Quotes #1749756
#28. Sexual intercourse is a gift that says, "Do not open until marriage." If you've already unwrapped it, wrap it up again!

Molly Kelly

Gift Wrap Quotes #1784875
#29. Christmas was gluing cotton balls to Santa's beard in Coke ads, sneaking candy canes off the tree daily (that my parents replaced every few nights), enough gift-wrap to wallpaper a room, the terror and delight of knowing a magical being would enter my home while I slept.

Thomm Quackenbush

Gift Wrap Quotes #1786667
#30. I just like doing silly girly things. If I wrap a gift, I like to use specials ribbon and hot glue, silk flowers and things.

Barbara Mandrell

Gift Wrap Quotes #1856993

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