Gift Certificate Quotes

#1. I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.

Milton Berle

#2. I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat.

Milton Berle

#3. We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets.

David Letterman

#4. Spend at least one Mother's Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for a flu shot, dump him.

Erma Bombeck

#5. Reading is such a personal thing to me. I'd much rather give someone a gift certificate to a bookstore, and let that person choose his or her own books.

Erik Larson

#6. Next is a box of truffles from Godiva and then a gift certificate from Victoria's Secret for an unknown amount. It's made out to my boobs, which Alex officially asks on a date.

Helena Hunting

#7. Are you green and growing or ripe and rotting?

Ray Kroc

#8. The road to success may be, and generally is, obstructed by many influences which must be removed before the goal can be reached.

Napoleon Hill

#9. Resentment is our biggest enemy.

Debasish Mridha

#10. So if God's first move is to give us our identity, then the devil's first move is to throw that identity into question. Identity is like the tip of a spool of thread, which when pulled, can unwind the whole

Nadia Bolz-Weber

#11. Shhhh. Don't cry, Ronnie. Just tell me what we like, so I can remember. Because I lost my way, baby.

J.A. Huss