Ghetto Humor Quotes

#1. I have purposed to try to live in such a way that nothing ever gets bigger than my consciousness of God's presence.

Bill Johnson

#2. If religion is against homosexuality, then it is against the will and happiness of people.

M.F. Moonzajer

#3. My buddies are like, 'You live the most amazing life!' Well, I'm working like a dog. I come home most nights and pass out on the couch.

Dennis Crowley

#4. The manner in which one endures what must be endured is more important than the thing that must be endured.

Dean Acheson

#5. In a movie, you're raw material, just a hue of some color and the director makes the painting.

Viggo Mortensen

#6. To play in atmospheres that are intense is when I play my best football.

Mario Balotelli

#7. I've noticed you only speak ghetto half of the time." - Stephanie
"I'm multi-lingual," Rancher said.
I followed him to the door, feeling jealous, wishing I knew a second language.

Janet Evanovich

#8. Ghetto humor is the social twin of fantasy; together they sustain the powerless, who accomplish miracles through illusion.

Sheila Ballantyne

#9. I'm such a closeted nerd.

Cassie Scerbo

#10. The life of a real adult is not a life everyone is made for. Some people never grow up.

Sarvesh Jain

#11. I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto until I was like 19. I came to Los Angeles, stayed at hotels and stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared.

Chris Rock