Gertie Quotes

#1. Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt Gertie.

Linda Sunshine

#2. That night at Gertie's when she asked me if I preferred to be the one who loved slightly more or loved slightly less. More, I said. Not this time, she said in my ear. I am the one who will always love more. I didn't say, But I love without needing to own. Because I didn't know the difference then.

Lily King

#3. According to the local gossip," Gertie said, "Beulah was over the moon for this guy. She even mailed him a pair of her underwear." "If he was really a marine," Ida Belle said, "he could have used them as a parachute.

Jana Deleon

#4. One time," Gertie said. "You go out into a hurricane one time and you never hear the end of it.

Jana Deleon

#5. lunch parties that the missus had for her girlfriends. Mamie and Gertie and Peg and Eunice. They were forever saying each other's names. Mamie and Gertie and Peg and Eunice, all the size of her, boasting about the presents their husbands gave them for their birthdays

Edna O'Brien

#6. I'm the blackest villain of all time.

Ian McDiarmid

#7. Compromise is when you do what I tell you and I do what I want. ~Tiny Cooper

John Green

#8. I used to write at night. I was teaching school, and I was married, and had to do all the things that one does when one is working and has a family. But I used to write at night.

Rudolfo Anaya

#9. I'm going to have sex when it feels right but at the moment ? I just don't feel ready, Justin is very understanding.

Britney Spears

#10. Her idea of a perfect start to the weekend is a quiet evening at the movies, just her and Greg.

Susan Cain

#11. Fuck you, whore, I am not a mean drunk .

Jamie McGuire

#12. When did speaking your beliefs become synonymous with forcing them upon others?

Ted Dekker

#13. Writing is so hard. Why would you be a writer if you weren't really good at it? If you could be anything else, why would you be a writer?

Fran Lebowitz

#14. Inspiration is an empty bank account.

Mickey Spillane

#15. If my client calls me and says, 'I'm going to a friend's premiere,' I'll say, 'Come over and let's do something cute.' And I won't bill them for that.

Rachel Zoe

#16. Being a politician is a poor profession. Being a public servant is a noble one.

Herbert Hoover