Top 29 Gerbil's Quotes

#1. What would it be like to think what a gerbil thinks, from a gerbil's point of view? Kind of like Thomas Nigel's 1974 paper, 'What Is It Like to Be a Bat?' There's a subjective character of experience that's never captured in reductive accounts. Know what I mean?'
'Um ... Sure.

Steven James

Gerbil's Quotes #210096
#2. Berkeley was a lookout and a hideout.

Greil Marcus

Gerbil's Quotes #848122
#3. To better avoid errors, you should talk to people who disagree with you and you should talk to people who are not in the same emotional situation you are.

Daniel Kahneman

Gerbil's Quotes #1847452
#4. Why not?" she asks petulantly. "Give me one good reason we shouldn't." "Because trying to fuck you is like trying to French-kiss a very ... small and ... lively gerbil?" I tell her. "I don't know." "Yes?" she says. "And?" "With braces?" I finish, shrugging.

Bret Easton Ellis

Gerbil's Quotes #1810681
#5. Smile wide to receive many smiles in return. But if you want a good laugh, smirk like a wicked, little imp and watch the range of expressions you're flashed.

Richelle E. Goodrich

Gerbil's Quotes #1802591
#6. ...I asked a friend if he felt 'different' when he was the only uncircumcised man in the shower and he said,'Yes, gloriously different.

Kristen O'Hara

Gerbil's Quotes #1752178
#7. If you look up gerbil videos online, at least half of them are hiney gerbils.

Trisha

Gerbil's Quotes #1675078
#8. The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose," which is also sometimes called "grape sugar," and also because "Grape Nuts" is catchier, in terms of marketing, than "A Cross Between Gerbil Food and Gravel," which is what it tastes like.

Dave Barry

Gerbil's Quotes #1639316
#9. Goodwill to Spazzy up in gerbil heaven. Sorry sorry sorry. I stopped eating meat the day of the massacre, as penance for Spazzy. I've been a vegetarian since age six, all for the love of a gerbil.

Rachel Cohn

Gerbil's Quotes #1560911
#10. Percy, explaining things to you is like lecturing a gerbil.

Rick Riordan

Gerbil's Quotes #1288090
#11. Rory is fun when he's pissed off: like a fluffy little attack gerbil.

Tana French

Gerbil's Quotes #1254052
#12. When one is under pressure, one may lie in order to protect the religion, this is taught in the Qur'an.

Robert Spencer

Gerbil's Quotes #1090142
#13. I graduated high school and I didn't have a skill set and I didn't want to go to college. I needed a job.

Amy Adams

Gerbil's Quotes #1012415
#14. Where'd the dog go?" I ask, sounding panicky.
"That wasn't a dog, Zara," he says, words whisper strong.
I jerk my head up. "What was it then? A cat? A gerbil? A geriatric hamster?

Carrie Jones

Gerbil's Quotes #952996
#15. Love thy neighbor as thyself. Unless he calls you names. Then do not love him, run in the opposite direction and throw a gerbil at his door.

Coco J. Ginger

Gerbil's Quotes #924067
#16. I'm interested in stories and the dark side of peoples' minds.

Ikue Mori

Gerbil's Quotes #905288
#17. Situationism is a ludicrous proposition. It's ill-formed and it's perfectly French. That Gallic disposition towards common sense. L'Anarchie!

John Lydon

Gerbil's Quotes #831394
#18. What red lips you have," he said in her ear. Did she dare say it? "All the better to kiss you with, my dear," she replied. And then their lips met.

Annette Curtis Klause

Gerbil's Quotes #828506
#19. A Kourier has to establish space on the pavement. Predictable law-abiding behavior lulls drivers. They mentally assign you to a little box in the lane, assume you will stay there, can't handle it when you leave that little box.

Neal Stephenson

Gerbil's Quotes #786063
#20. For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity's affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss
a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity's mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world's thirstiest gerbil.

Molly Ringle

Gerbil's Quotes #719161
#21. The workspace fell somewhere between a gerbil cage and a prison cell on the space-and-comfort scale.

John A. Heldt

Gerbil's Quotes #623008
#22. And It's not entirely true that I've never been in love. I had a pet gerbil in first grade....

Rachel Cohn

Gerbil's Quotes #569355
#23. The squealing little arse-gerbil.

Tana French

Gerbil's Quotes #522699
#24. Well, I'm an uncle now ... don't know if I'm a good one. My nephew asked me the difference between a hamster and a gerbil and I told him I thought there was more dark meat on a gerbil.

Bobcat Goldthwait

Gerbil's Quotes #488283
#25. We think that behind that steel door of resistance there's a dragon breathing fire; if we open the door we think we'll be devoured. So often, we open the door, and as someone once said 'we don't find a fire breathing dragon, we find a gerbil in drag.

Raphael Cushnir

Gerbil's Quotes #421433
#26. Why not? Give me one good reason why we shouldn't get married.
Because trying to fuck you is like trying to french-kiss a very ... small and ... lively gerbil? With braces?

Bret Easton Ellis

Gerbil's Quotes #259328
#27. It was a perfectly normal gerbil. It appeared to be living in an exciting construction of cylinders, spheres and treadmills, such as the Spanish Inquisition would have devised if they'd had access to a plastics molding press.

Neil Gaiman

Gerbil's Quotes #202277
#28. So put a gerbil on your Christmas list.

Ras Kass

Gerbil's Quotes #175523
#29. Thrilled that Reyes and I were outside, and taking that as her cue to get her freak on, Artemis ran around like a gerbil on meth, turning occasionally to make sure we were still watching. And God help us if we weren't.

Darynda Jones

Gerbil's Quotes #38357

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