Georgia Nicolson Quotes

#1. I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet - Georgia Nicolson

Louise Rennison

#2. Actors do have good and bad sides. It's because the passage down the birth canal distorts the face. People born by caesarean section are more symmetrical.

Richard Griffiths

#3. Despite a decade of criticism and budget cuts, the specialised UN agencies have far more expertise and hands-on experience than any other organisations in the world.

Jeffrey Sachs

#4. It was a relationship born out of loneliness between two people who couldn't be more different. We took from each other what we needed. We left nothing behind for anyone else. He drank me dry. I ate him whole. We were dysfunctional. We were dangerous to each other.

A Meredith Walters

#5. He says we should take it easy and that maybe he overreacted a bit."
Dave said, "A bit? That's like Hitler saying, 'Oooh, I just meant to go for a little walk, but then I accidentally invaded Poland.

Louise Rennison

#6. Jas, whatever Tom has under his trousers is between you and him.

Louise Rennison

#7. Sleep is my friend and is the only place in this world where I don't get into fights with other people.

Chelsea Handler

#8. Biology
The film turns out to be about bees. It is a film about a bee center. How crap is this going to be?
An hour later
That was the best thing I have seen for ages. We made Miss Wilson rewind the bit where the two queens were having a bitch fight.

Louise Rennison

#9. Dad leapt over the garden wall instead of going through the gate. Sadly he didn't do himself a severe injury, and so he lives to embarrass me to death another day.

Louise Rennison

#10. Would I use the word 'genius' to describe myself? No. 'Alive?' Perhaps. 'Befuddled?' Certainly.

Sean Gibson

#11. Angus is amusing himself by ambushing the postman. Och aye, they may have taken his trouser snake addendums, but they cannae tak his freedom!!

Louise Rennison

#12. Rosie laughed in a not too reassuring way if you like sane laughter.

Louise Rennison

#13. She sounded a little angry. I loved her anger and wished I had more of it. Her anger was different than mine or my father's. Her anger didn't paralyze her.

Benjamin Alire Saenz

#14. I don't know what's going on with Mum and Dad, but it's weird. Mum keeps asking Dad to do things and he keeps doing them Unfotunately, she hasn't said 'Hand over your money and make your way to Europe!

Louise Rennison

#15. Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on

Louise Rennison

#16. What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?

Louise Rennison

#17. How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?

Louise Rennison

#18. Don't underestimate yourself. You are capable of more than you can ever imagine.

Les Brown

#19. When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!'
Christ what an image.

Louise Rennison