George Carlin Politics Quotes

#1. Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people's stuff.

George Carlin

#2. Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

George Carlin

#3. The venerable teachers, philosophers & spiritual practitioners throughout history have concluded that the greatest happiness we can experience comes from the development of an open, loving heart.

Allan Lokos

#4. Bullshit is the glue that binds us as a nation.

George Carlin

#5. Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It's because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.

George Carlin

#6. A flag is supposed to represent everything that a country does. It doesn't only represent the good things. If you burn the flag, you're burning the flag for what you perceive to be the bad things the country has done. it's only a symbol. It's only a piece of cloth.

George Carlin

#7. One month flies by when you're falling love with the woman you're using for sex. Two is an eternity when the woman you love leaves you.

Christina Lauren

#8. Write without pay until somebody offers to pay.

Mark Twain

#9. Story, fantasy, still go on, and should go on. The Evangelium has not abrogated legends; it has hallowed them, especially the happy ending.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#10. The idea of losing control is one that fascinates controlled people such as ourselves more than almost anything.

Donna Tartt

#11. Experience is something I always think I have until I get more of it.

Bill Vaughan

#12. They're not pro-life. You know what they are? They're anti-woman. Simple as it gets, anti-woman. They don't like them. They don't like women. They believe a woman's primary role is to function as a brood mare for the state.

George Carlin

#13. Somebody once said I had a face for radio and a voice for newspapers.

Jerry Springer

#14. If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.

George Carlin

#15. Faith will become vision, hope will become possession, but the love of Jesus Christ that is stronger than death endures forever. In the end, it is the only thing you can hang onto.

Brennan Manning

#16. Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything.

Nobu Matsuhisa

#17. Why can't I remember that not once have I ever seen a coin, whether grimy copper or bright gold, that had but one side.

Andrew Levkoff

#18. He merely sought a framework, like a coat hanger on which he could hang his life. At least then it might look like a life which was ready to be inhabited rather than a crumpled garment on the floor.

Danny Scheinmann