Genije Pikaso Quotes

#1. When I'm on television, I'm talking to millions of people, so the conversation is totally different. My words are different. My diction is different because now I'm really talking American English and not homeboy English.

Keyshawn Johnson

#2. The office is a romantic enabler because you're always around the person you have a crush on. There's no escape from, and maybe no desire to escape from, those pressure-cooker conditions. And there's an automatic series of things you have to talk about all the time.

Joshua Ferris

#3. I can't live where I want to, I can't go where I want to go, I can't do what I want to, I can't even say what I want to. I decided I was a very stupid fool not to at least paint as I wanted to.

Georgia O'Keeffe

#4. Avoid the use of abusive words when communication is in session; you might scare away someone who is meant to become your mentor or your customer.

Israelmore Ayivor

#5. Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?

Steven Wright

#6. The boys and girls in the SVR, many of them former KGB officers, weren't holstering their Makarovs just yet.

Bryan Denson

#7. I was so impressed with the work we were doing and I was very involved ideologically in photography - that I arranged an exhibition at the College Art Association. The first exhibition I picked the photographs and so on and we had an exhibition in New York.

Ben Shahn

#8. Even I never dreamed of Magic like this!

C.S. Lewis

#9. The greatest need of our time is to clean out the enormous mass of mental and emotional rubbish that clutters our minds

Thomas Merton

#10. People can't cry forever. Everyone eventually falls asleep.

Colleen Hoover

#11. Your education experience, talent intelligence, and financial situations don't matter. The important thing is the direction in which you focus your unique, powerful, creative mind

Mark Allen

#12. I don't care what it is you're doing; if you're not laughing, you're not doing it right.

Donna Barker

#13. Animals are so beautiful. Why does an American dentist need to go to Africa to kill them? Look, I get it. You're a hunter? Go kill a deer and eat it or a bear where there's a lot of them. But I just don't get it.

Eric Bolling

#14. Some comedians will tour and do these classic bits all the time. But now with YouTube and Comedy Central, people see your stuff, and they don't want to hear you do that again.

Aziz Ansari