Genealogy Humor Quotes

#1. Most people get excited over new cars; I get excited over death certificates. It's no wonder my husband worries about my state of mind.

Rett MacPherson

#2. I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.

Fred Allen

#3. Ke$ha IS the walk of shame.

Natasha Leggero

#4. When I'm filming, I live out of a suitcase, so everything is thrown everywhere. In real life, I'm a bit tidier.

Joanne Froggatt

#5. Plato's world of ideas is beautiful.

Carl Jung

#6. I'm pretty low-key; you'll often find me in jeans, a T-shirt and sweatshirt.

Olivia Wilde

#7. Evil must be confronted in its womb and, if it can't be done otherwise, then it has to be dealt with by the use of force.

Vaclav Havel

#8. You can have two families in this life, Joe, the one you're born to and the one you build.

Dennis Lehane

#9. What fate can be worse than to know we have no one but ourselves to blame for our misfortunes!

Sophocles

#10. If what he said was the truth, it broke her heart. If what he said was a lie, it was broken anyway.

Christine Feehan

#11. I would rather die than be a serious artist, or a fake artist.

David LaChapelle

#12. She is my companion on my many genealogical hunts, and I will be forever indebted to her for the knowledge that she bequeathed to me. And I can think of nobody I would rather traipse through a cemetery with, and that says a lot about a person.

Rett MacPherson

#13. It is folly to punish your neighbor by fire when you live next door.

Publilius Syrus

#14. I had never thought much of genealogy. A lot of wasted time collecting the names of the dead. Then stringing those names, like skulls upon a wire, into an entirely private and thus irrelevant narrative, lacking any historical significance. The narcissistic pastime of nostalgic bores.

Joshua Ferris

#15. New York State is upside down and backwards; high taxes and low performance. The New York State government was at one time a national model. Now, unfortunately, it's a national disgrace. Sometimes, the corruption in Albany could even make Boss Tweed blush.

Andrew Cuomo

#16. She looked at him and felt a dagger pierce her heart, then she felt a warm chocolate feeling swallow her senses.

Isabelle Hardesty