Gatling Gun Quotes

#1. You are fiercely heterosexual and well-formed, and it's no one's business that you've shrunk your parents and keep them in a terranium, but you have a gatling gun for a mouth, and if that's a diary you're producing from your cleavage, I'm leaving.

Mark Leyner

#2. At Gatling-gun tempo word-perfect the first time out. the journalistic equivalent of a high-wire front somersault without a net.

Shana Alexander

#3. I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.

Cameron Diaz

#4. No nation can be really great that is held together by Gatling guns, and no true loyalty can be induced and kept through fear.

Clarence Darrow

#5. There are a lot of things that you don't realize that your parents are going through when you're a kid.

Vanessa Williams

#6. If I'd been easily discouraged, I could have been a one-hit wonder.

Laurell K. Hamilton

#7. One of my earliest joys as a parent lay in knowing that at the end of the day I had once again ushered three babies back to their beds, against the odds, unscathed and peaceful. Happiness was a houseful of safe, inert bodies. Actually, it still is.

Phyllis Grissim-Theroux

#8. Any respectable alcoholic, worth his salt, should wish to wake up dead.

Robert Black

#9. Simon Crean has painstakingly built a platform for a potentially devastating assault on Howard's fitness for office.

Margo Kingston

#10. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery, but worship is the greatest form of adoration.

Jayce O'Neal

#11. Insightful and heartbreaking, but also wonderfully comedic in its gutsy honesty. A beautiful and powerful memoir.

Jonathan Ames

#12. A girl can have the face of an angel but have a horrid sort of heart.

Franny Billingsley

#13. The reader may not see [these meanings], but they have their effect on him nonetheless. This is the way the modern novelist sinks, or hides his theme

Flannery O'Connor

#14. The common error of ordinary religious practice is to mistake the symbol for the reality, to look at the finger pointing the way and then to suck it for comfort rather than follow it.

Alan W. Watts

#15. Michael Steele! You be da man! You be da man!

Michele Bachmann

#16. I haven't backed down from a fight in my life, and I won't start tonight.

John Cena

#17. I will never marry you. I will never have sex with you voluntarily. And the day you touch me without permission will be the day you swallow your own testicles whole. Do you understand?

Rachel Vincent