Gastritis Funny Quotes

#1. Everyone declares that love is irrational, and yet everytime this statement is proven correct, they profess amazement. They seem to assume that love will make an exception in their case. It never does.

Jessica Zafra

#2. Every ruin is packed like a biscuit box.

Dorothy Dunnett

#3. Success needs you to give yourself goals to aim for.

Auliq Ice

#4. We are digital archives of the African Pliocene, even of Devonian seas; walking repositories of wisdom out of the old days. You could spend a lifetime reading in this ancient library and die unsated by the wonder of it.

Richard Dawkins

#5. For women, eating just two handfuls of nuts a week may extend their lives as much as by jogging four hours a week.

Michael Greger

#6. Supposing a man not only deserves nothing good from you, but he has also provoked you with injustices and injuries - even this is not just cause for you to stop embracing him with affection and fulfilling your duties of love to him. He

John Calvin

#7. ...this boy I had known for less than a heartbeat, was the boy of my dreams. Only my dreams were nightmares.

Danielle Paige

#8. There is something about the presence of a cat ... that seems to take the bite out of being alone.

Louis J. Camuti