Garfield Rejoicing Quotes

#1. I knew I was bound for something different. Something better. I was meant to rule the stars, not gaze at them from under our poverty.

Colleen Oakes

#2. The worst way of flying, I think, is standby. It never works. That's why they call it standby. You end up standing there going, 'Bye!'

Jerry Seinfeld

#3. Enterprise is hard work. You have to integrate the client with the optimized systems of all the servers and software.

Samuel J. Palmisano

#4. Crank up the Beach Boys, Baby.

Randy Newman

#5. Being on Twitter is like having a fern.

Steve Martin

#6. Of two Evils we take the less.

Richard Hooker

#7. I entered the [Communist] Party because its cause was just and I will leave it when it ceases to be just.

Jean-Paul Sartre

#8. There stands the shadow of a glorious name.

Lucan

#9. We tell each other things that have no relation to the afternoon's events or the coming night but that relate to God, to his absence that is so present, like the breasts of the young girl, so young before the immensity of what is to come.

Marguerite Duras

#10. If any help was going to arrive to lift me out of my misery, it would come from the dark side of my personality.

Robert Bly

#11. I have now spent over a year trying to figure where in the workplace I belong.

Paulina Porizkova

#12. the cape held within its folds something of what she imagined was a quality possessed exclusively by man: some dash, some audacity, some swagger of freedom denied to woman

Anais Nin

#13. Perhaps anti-depressants should be best reserved for the very extreme cases and, more importantly, for those who do not respond to alternative forms of interventions.

Irving Kirsch

#14. I survive on moments of make-believe happiness.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#15. I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead! Now
when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ...

Steven Wright