Garden Gnome Quotes

#1. You have the emotional capacity of a garden gnome.

Lex Martin

#2. Looking around, I felt a mad desire to go shopping for pink flamingo and garden gnome lawn ornaments. I could do a midnight visit, plant one of each in every yard.

Gayla Drummond

#3. I'd just met a talking garden gnome and the nightmare version of My Little Pony.

Nicole Peeler

#4. In short, you have all the social prospects of a garden gnome.

Stephen R. Lawhead

#5. Hypocrisy is power

Bangambiki Habyarimana

#6. Make it easy to believe.

Seth Godin

#7. It is the mysterious that I love in painting. It is the stillness and the silence. I want my pictures to take effect very slowly, to obsess and to haunt.

William Baziotes

#8. He began dragging me again. "I'm seconds away from just tossing you over my shoulder," he warned.

Richelle Mead

#9. Poverty is rooted in broken relationships, so the solution to poverty is rooted in the power of Jesus' death and resurrection to put all things in right relationship again.

Brian Fikkert

#10. Being homesick is good-it means I am happy in my real life.

Judy Greer

#11. Music can change your mood instantly. It can make memories feel present and any dream seem tangible.

Katie Kacvinsky

#12. I dreamed I read the cards for you," she said.
"And?"
"And I predicted I would bring heartbreak and trouble into your life," she said.
"Too late," he said, staring down at their joined hands. "Heartbreak and trouble got there ahead of you.

Cinda Williams Chima

#13. Muggles have garden gnomes, too, you know," Harry told Ron as they crossed the lawn.
"Yeah, I've seen those things they think are gnomes," said Ron, bent double with his head in a peony bush, "like fat little Santa Clauses with fishing rods ...

J.K. Rowling

#14. I make it a point of honour to have a couple of gnomes in my garden as silent testimony to the right of gnome-lovers everywhere to do their own thing without fear of snide remarks.

Richard Briers

#15. Never be ruled by possessions, and never, ever make wealth more important to you than your self-respect and your dignity. - Lady Taylor

Julie Garwood

#16. We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it's uncomfortable to talk about.

Al Franken

#17. Realpolitik for Bismarck depended on flexibility and on the ability to exploit every available option without the constraint of ideology.

Henry Kissinger

#18. You don't have to be the greatest gardener in the world to make a difference--You just need a gnome.

Donna Hamill

#19. A coward is a servant of his fears.
A hero enslaves his fears.

Lera Auerbach

#20. My mind is a warehouse of carefully organized human emotions.
I lock away the things that do not serve me.

Tahereh Mafi