Garantii Reale Quotes

#1. Well, we learned a vital lesson here today, me mateys. You canna keelhaul a demon no matter how hard you try for it. The rotten crafty beastie bastard won't be having none of it.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#2. You know that recent Supreme Court ruling where a husband can legally murder his wife if he can prove she wouldn't under any circumstances give him a divorce?

Philip K. Dick

#3. The loner who looks fabulous is one of the most vulnerable loners of all.

Anneli Rufus

#4. Light and love; redeem the soul and resurrect the spirit.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#5. I'm ashamed to say that getting behind the wheel of Dirk's shiny Penismobile was actually a lot of fun.

Emmett Spain

#6. Singleness is a gift; marriage is a gift. We should not misuse the gifts we've been given.

Alistair Begg

#7. I am myself impressed by the great social advantages of increasing the stock of capital until it ceases to be scarce.

John Maynard Keynes

#8. The first step on the way to victory is to recognize the enemy.

Corrie Ten Boom

#9. I would love to date a chef. I'd probably get really fat, but I don't care.

Elizabeth Olsen

#10. I was just in Las Vegas, where prostitution is legal. Which is a relief because I live in Los Angeles, where it is mandatory.

Greg Fitzsimmons

#11. If we grow in faith, we shall never seize to bear fresh fruit.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#12. Inspiration is for amateurs.

Daniel Coyle

#13. I really believe everything is here for us to be very successful.

Steve Spurrier

#14. I wish to Heaven these scoundrels were condemned to be squeezed to death in their own presses. I am told there are not less than a dozen of their papers now published in town, and no wonder that they are obliged to invent lies to find sale for their journals.

Walter Scott

#15. I've always believed that thoughtful people don't really take the tabloids seriously. They're basically a form of entertainment. I enjoy them as much as the next New Yorker.

Woody Allen