Gag Gifts Sayings

#1. Cyrus's momma thinks I'm a gift from God. I didn't have the heart to tell her if I was then God was guilty of handing out gag gifts, Joyce said.

Carolyn Brown

#2. If men are God's gift to women, then God must really love gag gifts.

Maya Angelou

#3. Love, the hugest liar in this universe.

Adam Silvera

#4. Anything that reduces fuel consumption and cuts down on greenhouse gasses is good news.

Norman Foster

#5. Today most habeas involves the federal courts overriding state convictionswhere it used to be mostly the reverse.

Anthony Gregory

#6. My parents did not discourage me but could not understand how I could make a living by art. Their idea of an artist was a person who was condemned to starvation.

Jacob Epstein

#7. Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned.

Benedict Cumberbatch

#8. Humility simply means that you do a great job at everything and it isn't really a big deal.

Frederick Lenz

#9. I have never been an idealist - that implies you aren't going to achieve something.

Arthur Scargill

#10. We live in age of prudence. The leaders of the people now generally follow.

Benjamin Disraeli

#11. The proud heart of man is very anxious to have a hand in the justification of the soul before God;

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#12. Law, rather than harnessing the passions, is increasingly pressed into their service.

George F. Will

#13. There is one rule, above all others, for being a man. Whatever comes, face it on your feet.

Robert Jordan

#14. From the alienated starting point of our pseudo-sanity, everything is equivocal. Our sanity is not "true" sanity. Their madness is not "true" madness. The madness of our patients is an artifact of the destruction wreaked on them by us, and by them on themselves.

R.D. Laing