Funny Withdrawal Quotes

#1. Checquy statistics indicate that 15 percent of all men in hats are concealing horns.

Daniel O'Malley

#2. A cup of tea would restore my normality.
[Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Screenplay]

Douglas Adams

#3. My parents are really funny. Laughter was a big part of my childhood. Of course, they tell a lot of bad jokes - but so do I. I tell a lot of bad jokes.

Cecily Strong

#4. Usability is not only about ease of use but also about bringing something meaningful, having an objective in common with the user.

Marcus Osterberg

#5. The body is soft, beautiful, vulnerable. It's easy to threaten it. It's easy to harm it. It takes next to nothing to cause pain, to draw blood, to break bones. Takes next to nothing to blast a body to bits. It's much harder to protect it, she says, and much more important.

David Almond

#6. That gun of yours tickles me where I don't like to be tickled," she said.

Jonathan Latimer

#7. I'm a big man, sugar. When I come down on a woman, I want soft, not a bundle of sticks that I might break." - Logan

Cherise Sinclair

#8. Are farmers and they keep trying to breathe, keep the body moving to keep the soul from atrophying. Mama cries when she strings

Ann Voskamp

#9. My folks didn't name me. I was hours old when they wrote options on a whole bunch of Post-its, covered my body with them and waited for me to name myself. I touched Scott first and they went with that.

Will Kostakis

#10. Make health care a right, not a privilege.

Ed Pastor

#11. An occasional foray into negative emotions makes feeling normal that much sweeter.

Brandon Mull

#12. Being good does make a difference. You will not receive praise or payment for it, and other people will mistake your goodness for weakness, but it resonates among people you won't even meet.

Jessica Zafra