Top 7 Funny Wipeout Sayings

#1. Tragedy looks to me like man in love with his own defeat.
Which is only a sloppy way of being in love with yourself.

D.H. Lawrence

Funny Wipeout Sayings #51041
#2. When you're married, it's one person. That's one more than a monk. It's not that different.

Russell Brand

Funny Wipeout Sayings #306961
#3. I'd rather die my way than live yours.

Lauren Oliver

Funny Wipeout Sayings #406596
#4. Mr Palliser was one of those politicians in possessing whom England has perhaps more reason to be proud than of any other of her resources, and who, as a body, give to her that exquisite combination of conservatism and progress which is her present strength and best security for the future.

Anthony Trollope

Funny Wipeout Sayings #425282
#5. Whoever Boost works with, Sprint will work with. And whoever Sprint works with, Verizon and AT&T will as well.

Sam Altman

Funny Wipeout Sayings #1094222
#6. What should one do with the misery of the world in a scheme of the agreeable for one's self?

Henry James

Funny Wipeout Sayings #1232540
#7. I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

Bruce Lansky

Funny Wipeout Sayings #1682597

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