Funny Wide Awake Sayings

#1. S'tjwetla is a black man's striptease.

Toba Beta

#2. Nobody asked how you looked, just what you shot.

Sam Snead

#3. The writer's life seethes within but not without.

Anthony Burgess

#4. The fate of this man or that man was less than a drop, although it was a sparkling one, in the great blue motion of the sunlit sea.

T.H. White

#5. Whatever happens, do not lose hold of the two main ropes of life - hope and faith.

Zig Ziglar

#6. You think that's the solution to everything, don't you, Bane? Drinking and dancing and making love ... but I tell you this, something is coming, and we'd be fools to ignore it."
"When have I ever claimed not to be a fool?

Cassandra Clare

#7. Organization is a priority for me because it blesses my children. Even without considering the benefits of productivity or efficiency, the stability of my children depends on my organization.

Jamie C. Martin

#8. One must never tell a child what it is they should display acting.

Asghar Farhadi

#9. It is not only by dint of lying to others, but also of lying to ourselves, that we cease to notice that we are lying.

Marcel Proust

#10. I think - you know, I'm a guy that - I don't live on the earth just to walk it. I live on here to make a difference.

Tracy McGrady

#11. Peace is restrained; this is free.

Veronica Roth

#12. If you're too afraid of going astray you won't go anywhere

Terry Pratchett