Top 36 Funny We're The Miller Quotes
#1. That's the funny thing about life. We're rarely aware of the bullets we dodge. The just-misses. The almost-never-happeneds. We spend so much time worrying about how the future is going to play out and not nearly enough time admiring the precious perfection of the present.
Lauren Miller
#2. And finally, and most importantly, the next time we go to war, don't give a specific reason for the war that the left can seize upon and later flog us with it ad nauseam, just do it. Remember, the first rule of Fight Club is that you don't talk about Fight Club.
Dennis Miller
#3. Imogene always sits
on the remote. It's probably wedged between her butt cheeks."
"Should I go get a crowbar?
Kirsten Miller
#4. Finding the book was like kissing a lightning bolt.
Karen Miller
#6. A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you wear a nametag, you've probably made a serious vocational error.
Dennis Miller
#7. Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it' ... but first, you gotta have a dead end job so pathetic you're willing to kill five hours standing in line for a 1 in 25 million chance.
Dennis Miller
#9. When I say I love you and you don't believe me, you're being a jerk. Basically what you're saying is I only love conditionally. You think you're being self-deprecating and funny, but you're really saying I'm not a good enough person to love you if you have a few flaws. It gets old.
Donald Miller
#10. Then people ask me if I'm worried about the effects of global warming on my kids. Well, obviously I love my kids and I want them to live to be a 100. So that's another 1.8 degrees. My kids' kids? Three point six. I'll just tell them we moved to Phoenix.
Dennis Miller
#11. I be goofy, kinda funny. Acting stupid but they love me.
Mac Miller
#12. Henry Miller is a famous writer whose work has fallen out of fashion, but I strongly recommend that readers who don't know his work pick up a book and experience this writer's zealous, crazy, inventive, funny, sexy, often delirious prose.
Siri Hustvedt
#13. I don't know how many times a phone call or e-mail starts with, "I don't agree with anything you say but you're funny as hell so I listen to your show, I love your show."
Stephanie Miller
#14. We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
Dennis Miller
#15. Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?
Dennis Miller
#16. Rick Miller hit only one home run last year, and that's like hitting none.
Jerry Coleman
#17. Yes, it's funny, isn't it? You try to do what's best for the people you love, and you just end up in trouble for your efforts.
Kirsten Miller
#18. The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies.
Dennis Miller
#19. Most things I get hired on, I get hired because I improvise something funny, or they just think I look weird.
T. J. Miller
#20. The token gay character is always so funny and so fantastic. That's happened a lot. Or they're often purely victims.
Ezra Miller
#21. You support me when I falter, and give me strength to bear the pain of my past. You make me laugh until I hurt, and soothe me when I'm tied up inside. It's funny how things work out, how life can throw curveballs, yet two people wind up exactly where they're supposed to be.
Kristin Miller
#22. People are funny sometimes, and that includes me. Every now and then we do or don't do something and we can't explain it, not even to ourselves. But do it anyway.
Gil Miller
#23. The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.
Tommy Chong
#24. Every milieu has something ridiculous about it - film-making, the music world, painting - because people who take themselves seriously become funny pretty quickly.
Rebecca Miller
#25. Brynne talks funny." "I know. I've been telling her that for a long time, but she doesn't listen." I shook my head sadly. "Still does it.
Raine Miller
#26. Hope is a funny thing when you think about it. It's something you always have. You just have to believe you do.
Laura Miller
#27. Bad television is three things: a bullet train to a morally bankrupt youth, a slow spiral into an intellectual void, and of course, a complete blast to watch.
Dennis Miller
#28. Naked people look funny when they are for-real naked, outside-a-magazine naked.
Donald Miller
#29. It's funny what happens to you when part of your heart gets born inside somebody else.
Donald Miller
#30. It's much better to wreak havoc on a show and be a maniac than promote myself. Plugs and anecdotes aren't really in line with my beliefs. Besides, if someone sees me on a morning show and thinks, 'That's not funny; this guy is crazy,' then I don't want them to come to the show anyway.
T. J. Miller
#31. I've seen pretty much all the 'Peter Pan's except for one of the further back ones where the boy had curly hair. I can't remember. I really loved the 2003 version. I really loved that one because that was around the year I was born. That's quite funny.
Levi Miller
#32. I didn't start talk radio until '95 in L.A. The show was very successful, and they actually tried to syndicate it nationally, but I couldn't get stations. It was like, "We don't care that she's funny and she's got great ratings. She's liberal!"
Stephanie Miller
#33. I don't really leave my house too much, 'cause I don't like ... it's funny, I don't really like to be high and famous at the same time.
Mac Miller
#34. I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller.
Kristen Johnston
#35. The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. And the funny thing is that you're a salesman, and you don't know that.
Arthur Miller
#36. Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.
Dennis Miller
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