Funny Vomit Sayings

#1. Maybe I shouldn't scare off my date so quickly by shooting guns and telling stories about vomit, but, hey, the sooner he knows the real me, the better.

Vicki Lesage

#2. Fredrika Bimm, what do you think you're doing?"
"Freaking out. Losing my mind. Thinking about snapping your husband's spine. Squashing the urge to vomit. Wishing I had died at childbirth."
"Oh, you say that when you don't get a prize in your Lucky Charms.

MaryJanice Davidson

#3. My one goal when I started was not to actually vomit on TV or run away.

Kate McKinnon

#4. Unorganized morality is called sociability. Organized morality is called civilization. Unorganized immorality is called barbarity. Organized immorality is called statism.

Jakub Bozydar Wisniewski

#5. I've always believed you can get closer to the truth by pretending not to speak it.

Armistead Maupin

#6. [Ella] "Again, I ask, whose side are you on?"
[Lola] "The side that has the least Dorito-flavored vomit on the floor after the party.

Dakota Cassidy

#7. She gave him a cold and enraged glare. 'You are so pathetic, you make me want to vomit.

Morgan Rhodes

#8. I've got troubled thoughts and the self-esteem to match. What a catch.

Fall Out Boy

#9. Qu. 31. Have not the small Particles of Bodies certain Powers, Virtues or Forces, by which they act at a distance, not only upon the Rays of Light for reflecting, refracting and reflecting them, but also upon one another for producing a great part of the Phaenomena of Nature?

Isaac Newton

#10. Vomit and shit, even your own, stink.

Sheeja Jose

#11. This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!

Russell Howard

#12. I was happy to know her in my small, formal, dependent way. And I felt a ravenous grief for nice boys who are too stupid to take care of themselves, and too dumb to remember to check the surrounding brush for snakes before settling down to sleep for the night.

John Darnielle