Quotes About Used Car Salesman

#1. Librarian like Stewardess, Certified Public Accountant, Used Car Salesman is one of those occupations that people assume attract a certain deformed personality.

Elizabeth McCracken

#2. The devil is a cross between a really good used-car salesman and a game-show host, but with a lot more style and charm.There's a little Cary Grant thrown in there too.

Ray Wise

#3. Say whatever you want. But the United States has a kickass military and really good bullshit marketing people. If this country was a person it would be a used car salesman with a flamethrower.

Richard Jeni

#4. I lived through this, I needed to find a new fuckin' job. Janitor. Used car salesman. Guinea pig trainer.

Jessica Gadziala

#5. If you think it's funny to make fun of the "used car salesman," you better only buy new and never sell your car. Just sayin.

Richie Norton

#6. The framers of our constitution had the sagacity to vest in Congress all implied powers: that is, powers necessary and proper to carry into effect all the delegated powers wherever vested.

John C. Calhoun

#7. If your goal is to be comfortable, chances are you'll never get rich. But if your goal is to be rich, chances are you'll end up mighty comfortable.

T. Harv Eker

#8. We extend our hand towards peace. Our people are committed to peace. We know that peace entails painful compromise for both sides.

Ariel Sharon

#9. I became a door-to-door IBM salesman in 1963, a job I had for six years. But most everyone thought it was a bad idea. Door-to-door salesmen were lower than used-car salesmen or attorneys.

James W. Murphy

#10. Kindness is a universal language regardless of age, nationality or religion.

Alex Ferguson

#11. The one key line used by a very rich Hudson salesman: Would you like to buy a car now, without waiting?

Joe Girard

#12. Rancor is an outpouring of a feeling of inferiority.

Jose Ortega Y Gasset

#13. I love the Elvis movies. I used to watch them. In every single one of his movies he wasn't acting as a car salesman - he was acting as a car salesman who loved to play guitar.

Larry Mullen Jr.

#14. Well this week's all about Seattle, so we've been doing our best to prepare for the Seahawks. I'm doing that, our team's doing that and we'll be ready to go Sunday. That's our focus.

Bill Belichick