Funny Ultrasound Tech Quotes

#1. Don't look to me. Don't ask for help. Don't ask for anything that you can do yourself

Lemmy Kilmister

#2. They got some people that are saying, hey, elect me as president. Hey, Washington couldn't handle Si Robertson. Trust me.

Si Robertson

#3. I am not an actor. Yes, every so often I appear on talk shows to promote something I've written, and I enjoy doing so because I have a lot of stories to tell, and I like making audiences laugh. But that's not acting. That's just me being me.

Alan Zweibel

#4. I came to you tardy and late
as I usually do to the better things in my life

Christy Brown

#5. Perhaps, on the whole, embarrassment and perplexity are a kind of natural accompaniment to life and movement; and it is better to be driven out of your senses with thinking which of two things you ought to do than to do nothing whatever, and be utterly uninteresting to all the world.

Margaret Oliphant

#6. The fault is in our stars, dear Brutus: not the glass screen through which we see them.

Tom Shales

#7. History is the heritage and patrimony of mankind in its lessons of the past that give priceless inspiration for the future.

Henry Clausen

#8. Do not shift your focus from serving others to focusing exclusively on school, work, or social activities.

M. Russell Ballard

#9. One did not walk around the town with one's birth certificate stuck on one's back; why then should clothes have their labels on the outside? It was a very vulgar display, she felt,

Alexander McCall Smith

#10. Life is such an effort, Child. It's a war that is renewed each day, and its moments of joy are brief parentheses for which you pay a cruel price.

Oriana Fallaci

#11. When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I'm gone for six days it feels like too much.

Adam Carolla

#12. I don't think the American people want unilateral government control over the entire health-care system.

Judd Gregg

#13. I want to know what good is a web search engine that returns 324,909,188 'matches' to my key word. That's like saying, Good news, we've located the product you're looking for. It's on Earth.

W. Bruce Cameron

#14. For the first time in the interminable twenty-seven years that he had been waiting, Florentino Ariza could not endure the pangs of grief at the thought that this admirable man would have to die in order for him to be happy.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez