Top 12 Funny Tech Theatre Quotes

#1. Poorly designed code usually takes more code to do the same things, often because the code quite literally does the same thing in several places.

Martin Fowler

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#2. Blackstone's Police Operational Handbook recommends the ABC of serious investigation: Assume nothing, Believe nothing, and Check everything.

Ben Aaronovitch

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#3. Be for something and against nothing.

Michael Beckwith

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#4. No 'rules.' What are you, British or something? I guess I'm too nice ... No wonder people take advantage of me.

Alfonso Cuaron

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#5. The teacher who allows his scholars the freedom of the city of books is at liberty to be their guide, philosopher and friend; and is no longer the mere instrument of forcible intellectual feeding.

Charlotte Mason

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#6. It sounds to me like selling a car with faulty brakes, and then buying an insurance policy on those cars.

Phil Angelides

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#7. Writer/directors are, for me, the most inspiring people to work for because they are the person on set that knows the answer to all the questions. They have the most invested in the project because they've been with it from conception.

Romola Garai

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#8. Christianity not only saves you from sin, but from cynicism.

E. Stanley Jones

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#9. The transitions will be tough because of the nature of a triathlon, you have to get changed and dry off or whatever. But this is going to be even harder because I have to do all that, then speak on the radio, do an interview with local telly, do some press and some interviews.

Greg James

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#10. I thought of the future, and spoke of the past.

Truman Capote

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#11. Fairies don't live long, but they are so little that a short time seems a good while to them

J.M. Barrie

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#12. The next thing I knew, I had a young girl from Texas on my lap. I won't go into details of how I met her. Anyway, there it was. She was 23. I was 36.

Charles Bukowski

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