Funny Tommy Gavin Quotes

#1. I'm pretty much in love with 'Adult Swim.'

T-Pain

#2. He was from Glasgow. Everything past "good morning" was a blur.

Natasha Pulley

#3. Be uncomfortable; be sand, not oil, to the machinery of the world.

Gunter Eich

#4. Don't make being a girl or a victim part of your stand-up act. If you encounter sexism in the business, don't bring it on stage; it's not funny.

Jen Kirkman

#5. You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.

Red Skelton

#6. She spent all his combat pay before he got back, and she was five months pregnant, which, for a Marine coming back from a seven-month deployment, is not pregnant enough.

Phil Klay

#7. A woman can take care of the family. It takes a man to provide structure, to provide stability. Not that I'm saying a woman can't provide stability, I'm not saying that ... It does take a father though.

Tom DeLay

#8. I didn't drop out of school, I placed out of it. I took correspondence courses and ended up graduating early. I did everything I could to get the hell out of there.

Amber Heard

#9. I was going to look like one of the sweet little white girls who were everybody's dream of what was right with the world.

Maya Angelou

#10. In 2007, when I was a lawyer for the public interest group Free Press, I helped draft the complaint to the FCC against Comcast for secretly blocking BitTorrent and other technologies.

Marvin Ammori

#11. Just look at the world around you, right here on the ocean floor. Such wonderful things surround you. What else are you looking for? Its all under the sea

SebastiAn

#12. It's winner takes all, but a draw will do.

Mark Saggers

#13. When an untoward event occurs in your life, react to it without haste or passion.

Joe Hyams