Funny Toilet Attendant Quotes

#1. Tell your friends I am the last of a dying race,' it said, grinning its sunken grin as it staggered and lurched down the proch steps after her. 'The only survivor of a dying planet. I have come to rob all the women ... rape all the men ... and learn to do the Peppermint Twist!

Stephen King

#2. Fish oil is a great protein for your hair.

Molly Sims

#3. Out of used furniture she made a tree.

Anne Sexton

#4. There's also nothing noble about being fearless. How much do you wanna bet the last man standing in a battle is usually the biggest fool of all? - Paul Hudson

Tiffanie DeBartolo

#5. No one tells you that your life is effectively over when you have a child: that you're never going to draw another complacent breath again ... or that whatever level of hypochondria and rage you'd learned to repress and live with is going to seem like the good old days.

Anne Lamott

#6. [Eric] 'So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself?'

[Sookie] 'Yes,' I said, almost squeaking in my anxiety. In for a penny, in for a pound. 'And... do you think you could pretend to be gay?

Charlaine Harris

#7. The world should have balance between evil and good, positive and negative. If one is missed there isn't balance.

Deyth Banger

#8. When politicians complain about the media, it strikes me as resembling footballers complaining about the umpire.

Tony Abbott

#9. Blame-all and Praise-all are two blockheads.

Benjamin Franklin

#10. Swaraj of a people means the sum total of the Swaraj (self-rule) of individuals.

Mahatma Gandhi

#11. She had so mastered the strategies of camouflage that her own history had seemed a series of well-placed mirrors that kept her hidden from herself.

Pat Conroy

#12. The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision.

Ken Blanchard

#13. There will be Casnoff butt kicked and all sorts of names taken. And hey, maybe I'll get some new scars."
Both of them hugged me tighter. "We love you, Soph," Mom said.
"Quite right," Dad added, and I laughed, even as my stomach twisted itself into a balloon animal.

Rachel Hawkins

#14. I can be tough on actors, but I also let them know early on in our relationship what I expect from them.

Ricky Schroder

#15. We all know the old expression, "I'll work my thoughts out on paper." There's something about the pen that focuses the brain in a way that nothing else does. That is why we must have more writing in the schools, more writing in all subjects, not just in English classes.

David McCullough