Top 7 Funny Flight Attendant Quotes
#1. Some were bound to me by vows and some by blood, but they were all my brothers.
George R R Martin
#2. On average, people miss about 70 percent of the posts in their 'Instagram' feed. What this is about is making sure that the 30 percent you see is the best 30 percent possible.
Kevin Systrom
#3. Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?
Natasha Leggero
#4. Women can be wives and mothers but they can never be people.
Lara Cardella
#5. The only thing capitalism cannot survive is stability. Stability - true stability - is an absence of progress, and a dearth of new wealth.
Michael Lewis
#6. Muhammad Ali: Superman Don't need no seat belt. Flight Attendant: Superman Don't need no airplane, either.
Clifton Fadiman
#7. The quality of my life has changed dramatically - not the events - but the way I handle them and my priorities and my sense of drama.
Ali MacGraw
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