Funny Tmi Quotes

#1. Little James Herondale, age two, was in fact holding a dagger quite well. He stabbed it into a sofa cushion, sending out a burst of feathers.
"Ducks," he said, pointing at the feathers.

Cassandra Clare

#2. I'm here to impress only one man. He don't live here with us. He's on top. So that's all I'm concerned about. My work is not for the public or for man to view or make judgment on me, I work for one person ...

Snoop Dogg

#3. The state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting.

Plutarch

#4. The questioners had that beautiful detachment and devotion to stern justice of men dealing in death without being in any danger of it.

Ernest Hemingway,

#5. Pride in the case of a rich man is bad, but pride in the case of a poor man is worse.

Abu Bakr

#6. My family means more to me than the artificial trappings of my career. If ever I had to choose between my career and my family, the wife and kids would definitely come out on top.

Mel Gibson

#7. Meet Logan Jackson, smug, self-entitled, proud, arrogant, trust-fund brat.

Ali Harper

#8. To me more dear, congenial to my heart, One native charm, than all the gloss of art.

Oliver Goldsmith

#9. I used to cry myself to sleep every night. I missed singing so much. And performing. Man, I missed it so much.

Ronnie Spector

#10. Isabelle looked dubious. "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out."
"That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Band? Simon inquired. "No, probably not.

Cassandra Clare