Funny Terrorists Quotes

#1. You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!

John Green

#2. Funny he could take down a group of terrorists without blinking an eye, but come face to face with this gorgeous woman, and he lost his common sense.

Casey Clipper

#3. To watch King Lear is to approach the recognition that there is indeed no meaning in life, and that there are limits to human understanding.

Peter Ackroyd

#4. They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags.

Frankie Boyle

#5. When I became mayor of New York City, I had a $2.4 billion deficit. And everybody wanted me to raise taxes. I said, 'If I raise taxes, I'll drive people out of New York City, and then I'll be raising taxes again.' So what I did was I cut expenses by 15 percent.

Rudy Giuliani

#6. If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American
our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.

Jon Stewart

#7. The first time you went out, you became mixed up with a group of radical political terrorists."
"That could have happened to anyone!

Lisa Kleypas

#8. We agreed to love each other madly.

Jack Kerouac

#9. I have discovered photography. Now I can kill myself. I have nothing else to learn.

Pablo Picasso

#10. Open your minds and hearts to the beauty of all that God has made and to His special, personal love for each one of you.

Pope John Paul II

#11. Funny how the U.S. sends in the military to fight "terrorists" in any country which has resources we want ...

Ziad K. Abdelnour

#12. I think that comedy is a good defense for a child. Because you know childhood is a nightmare as it is. And so why not use comedy and being funny as a defense to get through your life as opposed to drugs, alcohol and good looks? Because those things are dangerous when your young.

Joy Behar

#13. I love the life of a musician but I live the life of a bodybuilder.

Warren Cuccurullo

#14. Culture as we're practicing it is causing a lot of pain.

Terence McKenna

#15. Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show ... called Skating with the Nieces of Terrorists.

Tina Fey

#16. Let your heart be awakened to the transforming power of gratefulness.

Sarah Ban Breathnach

#17. In my poems though, as you say, the comic arrived fairly late. This doubtless has something to do with growing older. A person who's seen a bit of the world can't help but notice how foolish is the self-centeredness we bring to our tiny slice of existence.

Jane Hirshfield

#18. What is the natural reaction when told you have a hopeless mental illness? That diagnosis does you in; that, and the humiliation of being there. I mean, the indignity you're subjected to. My God.

Kate Millett

#19. Bodies are slow of growth, but are rapid in their dissolution.
[Lat., Corpora lente augescent, cito extinguuntur.]

Tacitus

#20. There is no satisfaction in eternity,' she said. 'There is only loss.

Elizabeth Fama

#21. There's no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor's yard.

Dan Florence